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Laughter

Post by spacepenguin » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:30 am

Paul was from alien ancestry. He has a pore on his neck that spit inky poison when he laughed. He did not have many friends.

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Post by Priestess » Sat Sep 11, 2010 11:38 pm

That's "MISS" Lane
Frustrated, Lois decided that since she couldn't be with the "man of steel", the steel in her nightstand would suffice.

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Post by munsi » Sun Sep 12, 2010 3:02 pm

They fought bravely in the face of tyranny. But not, however, effectively. And that's why you've never heard of them...

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Surprise!

Post by Dairmid » Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:36 pm

I pushed my bowl aside and cracked open the fortune cookie. I did not like what I read. If that wasn’t chicken, what was it? :shock:

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I always suspected...

Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 4:05 pm

He danced before the TV like some old mystic. “Daddy, sing the Milk and Bananas Song!”
The TV puppet glared expectantly.
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Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:09 pm

Little Buddy


Rubbing my eyes, I reached over to switch off the lamp. It hopped away, wagging its cord. “I thought you looked familiar…”
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Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:18 pm

“Ouch!”
Looking up, I noticed the floating stone block, then the coin lying at my feet.
I have prepared for this for years.
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Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:29 pm

Nope, your mother was wrong. A messy room does not breed rats. I’ve been under your bed for weeks and I can’t even get a date…
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Post by uncre8d1 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:35 pm

Sometimes I wish they would notice me as I step from the shadows, shuriken in hand. Is a little recognition too much to ask?

*Sorry I'm kind of bombing the thread; I put up the first one and kept having ideas... :D
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:28 pm

uncre8d1 wrote:Little Buddy


Rubbing my eyes, I reached over to switch off the lamp. It hopped away, wagging its cord. “I thought you looked familiar…”
Hee hee.. nice one.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:29 pm

uncre8d1 wrote:“Ouch!”
Looking up, I noticed the floating stone block, then the coin lying at my feet.
I have prepared for this for years.
Hmm, I don't get this one. A little help?
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Post by babydyke » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:38 pm

Tired of the catcalls, Sue gave the next jerk to honk at her a double-bird salute. Unfortunately, her dad was the driver.
A hard heart is no infallible protection against a soft head. ~C.S. Lewis

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Post by munsi » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:51 pm

uncre8d1 wrote:Sometimes I wish they would notice me as I step from the shadows, shuriken in hand. Is a little recognition too much to ask?

*Sorry I'm kind of bombing the thread; I put up the first one and kept having ideas... :D
...no apologies needed, these were highly amusing! welcome :)

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Post by munsi » Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:57 pm

They say that, while one death is a tragedy, a million is a statistic. Which is why, when your time comes, I'm using a nuke.

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Post by uncre8d1 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:41 am

Tbaker: ever play Mario?
Everyone else: thanks!
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:42 am

uncre8d1 wrote:Tbaker: ever play Mario?
Everyone else: thanks!
Oh, god...
That's funny!
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Post by uncre8d1 » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:31 am

OK, wings folded.
Talons clipped.
Fangs whitened.
Clean underwear.

Rejected. I can’t find a job in this undamned town.
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Post by Dairmid » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:47 pm

tbaker2500 wrote: Adult content, Political or Religious Twabbles should be posted on the sister thread.
http://drabblecast.freeforums.org/post- ... t1054.html
Some reason this thread is locked?

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Fairies

Post by Dairmid » Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:50 pm

I was feeling a bit whimsical and I readily agreed when you suggested cruising for fairies. I obviously misunderstood.

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Post by babydyke » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:54 pm

"And it can be used to both scoop and spear your aliment? Brilliant! What do you call it?" The Alien cried.

"Um--a spork."
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