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Re: In the Begining

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:57 pm
by Mikes
CLP wrote:God said “let there be blight” and there was blight.
“I mean light! Crap!” and there was crap.
“Damn!” and there was Hell.
I ike this one. And it actually makes sense, in the whole scheme of things.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:36 am
by munsi
Remember: You don't need powers or high-tech weaponry, anyone can fight crime! The trouble is, in general, you lose...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:08 pm
by Etaan
Title: Airdrop

"I'm calling in your debt," he said.

When the IOU's started fluttering down, I realized I might have a gambling problem.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:16 pm
by munsi
Flying saucers landed all over Arizona and, staring out her office window, Jan Brewer wept. She'd tried to warn them...

The big Oh

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:53 am
by InfernoFudd
Why would you lie face down in motor oil with tire marks on your back, a gun in your hand, and spent shells on the ground? Oh.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:13 pm
by munsi
I truly believe Love conquers all. And that's because Love knows better than to open up a second front in central Asia...

ON THE DEFENESTRATION OF CATS

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:44 am
by Una arborensis
They conducted the study to determine why so many cats were being defenestrated. Seems Mighty Mouse was a philanderer.



The inspiration for this was from a recent WNYC’s Radiolab podcast, in which they discussed (among other falling themed stories) the phenomenon of Feline high-rise syndrome.
In short, cats in NY city were falling frequently (132 in a 5 month summer period), and cats that fell between 5 and 9 floors sustained greater and more multiple injuries than those that fell from either 4 or less stories, or GREATER THAN 9 stories. This is of course because the Terminal Velocity for a cat is approximately 60mph, which is attained at about 9 stories high, at which point the cat relaxes like a flying squirrel and belly-flops onto the ground.
The greatest recorded height (according to WNYC’s Radiolab podcast) was from 42 floors high, and the cat walked away.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:45 am
by Mikes
Jenny tucked the Bible beneath her holy headband. She was ready to exercise these demons. Exercise the hell out of them.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:52 am
by jannypie
munsi wrote:My greatest fear is that, when I die, I'll be forgotten. That's why, when I meet a child, I shake it and scream in it's face.
ditto the vote for this, i lol'd

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:53 am
by jannypie
Mikes wrote:Jenny tucked the Bible beneath her holy headband. She was ready to exercise these demons. Exercise the hell out of them.
good one too!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:20 am
by tbaker2500
Mikes wrote:Jenny tucked the Bible beneath her holy headband. She was ready to exercise these demons. Exercise the hell out of them.
That is some awesome imagery, man!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:23 am
by Mikes
In my mind, Jenny's in some 1980's, violent pink Fame! gear.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:35 am
by The PMS Avenger
munsi wrote:I truly believe Love conquers all. And that's because Love knows better than to open up a second front in central Asia...
That brings back some nasty Risk defeats of mine.

Also:
Grandpa's a Nazi. It worried me until he demanded that I "throw all of those liberal propaganda ebooks into a firewall."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:02 pm
by normsherman
Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:10 am
by tbaker2500
normsherman wrote:Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:40 am
by The PMS Avenger
normsherman wrote:Hey, where's Algy is Dead these days?
I don't know! He hasn't backhandedly insulted me in weeks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:52 am
by flyawaybefree
Taking the test in History, we tried desperately to pay attention and ignore the muffled screams coming from upstairs.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 12:03 pm
by strawman
According to Kurt Vonnegut, every day is such a history test.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:04 pm
by Screaminspace
The dummy on his arm opened its mouth
and through clenched lips the ventriloquist said just what the dummy wanted him to.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:56 pm
by strawman
How about a midget ventriloquist who sits on the knee of a life-size dummy?