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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)Qj

Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:41 pm
by F5iver
Santa Is My Boyfriend

I’ve got all the presents now. All of them, yours and mine. Leaving out the Love Potion on the mantle was a brilliant idea.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:02 am
by munsi
When they outlawed violence of every kind, I suspected my life as a crime-fighter was about to become more complicated.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:42 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Seeing the 3-year-old girl get felt-up at the airport, I remembered that where you GO matters less than where you STAND.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:56 pm
by Mr.Shadowbxre
Hastily, he fed the coordinates into the jump drive. He shouldn't waste the fuel but the Arby's was closing in 5 seconds.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:44 am
by DutchessAlyssa
The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:21 pm
by strawman
DutchessAlyssa wrote:The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.
Latest episode synopsis of Jersey Housewives

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:58 pm
by normsherman
DutchessAlyssa wrote:The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.
Ha! This is one of my favorites ever

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:32 pm
by Mr.Shadowbxre
Argh! Yet another 1st time poster who shall dominate. I need to capture some forum-ites and drain them of their twitfic essence.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:42 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
normsherman wrote:
DutchessAlyssa wrote:The rescuers pulled the pretty blond girl from the wreckage. Then she shed her protective outer covering, and ate them.
Ha! This is one of my favorites ever
Is it just because it's a metaphor for the typical Eliza-Doolittle-gone-bad / Courtney Love, aide and/or kindness is repaid by Gold-digging treachery, in the midst of highly biased divorce laws story? :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 10:47 am
by munsi
They said it was important to face your fears head on. So, I died alone and helpless. I'm not sure what it accomplished...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:02 pm
by jannypie
The annual VeganCon made international news after every attendee was eaten by zombies; it had been first on their list.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:32 pm
by strawman
This is why it's always a good idea to keep a vegan handy in a prominent location.

Re: Fairies

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:58 pm
by Dairmid
uncre8d1 wrote:
babydyke wrote:But--but they don't have wings!
some do!!!

Image
Great pic!

Re: Angry Mamma

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:59 pm
by Dairmid
This is just too good.

Re: Hello, Good-Lookin'

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:02 pm
by Dairmid
equinlan wrote:Carl vainly admired his grinning reflection in the window until with sudden horror he realized the panes were missing.
I hate it when that happens.

Re: The Date

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:04 pm
by Dairmid
Oh, you know her as well.

Zen Feminism

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:10 pm
by Dairmid
Okay, Grasshopper, one last question. If a tree falls in the forest and there is no man there to hear it, is he still wrong?

Re: Sprung

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:14 pm
by Dairmid
Good thing she she saw only the heels. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 2:25 pm
by Dairmid
When the bear came into our camp, I hurried to put on my shoes. Bob said, "You can't out run a bear!" "Don't need to," I said.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 3:42 pm
by nevermore_66
Thirty-two pearly I-love-you-nots. Monomania is polysyllabic love, and I pluck. So in love, I can't hear the screams.