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Post by isfullofcrap » Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:14 pm

Every year at Thanksgiving, I feed the homeless. Into those big circus cannons. BOOM! WHEEEEEEEEE!
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Post by nevermore_66 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 5:27 pm

"And Darkness and Decay and I held illimitable dominion over all." Applause. The Red Death sits. The Blue Death begins.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
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Post by loser018 » Wed Nov 24, 2010 7:10 pm

The henchman watched his former bosses Volcano Island explode. Now, without a job, he wonders if Macys is still hiring.

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Post by alex » Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:52 pm

I knew I had crossed a line when my colleagues suddenly started typing all e-mails to me using only their middle fingers.

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Post by Mikes » Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:47 am

My girlfriend is so into vampires it makes me a sick. Me though, I would kill to be a werewolf. I even have a list ready, see?
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Post by petrichor » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:09 am

She chomped grimly on a neon chiclet stick figure. VooDooChew was the cheapest nico-gum. But why was her son screaming?

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Post by strawman » Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:09 pm

petrichor wrote:She chomped grimly on a neon chiclet stick figure. VooDooChew was the cheapest nico-gum. But why was her son screaming?
Gets my vote. :shock:

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Post by petrichor » Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:17 pm

Thanks, great to be here finally!

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 25, 2010 9:46 pm

petrichor wrote:She chomped grimly on a neon chiclet stick figure. VooDooChew was the cheapest nico-gum. But why was her son screaming?
Grizzly Gum Guts Girl's Get? :)

Sorry for the obscure but valid definition of "get". Get it?

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:05 pm

For Pilgrims' progress or God's grace, be thankful I say.
Me, I'm stuck in Purgatory, with football and karaoke all day.

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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:33 pm

Blankly he stared into the light. What wonders waited on the other side? Down he fell with a crash. Them Damn bug zappers!
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:43 pm

Glowing red eyes peered out of the forest. Howls could be heard for miles. "Bacon scented cologne! Stupid!" He thought.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:53 pm

Evil Dr. Sherman scolded his pet for making a mess on his lab coat. "Bad Inky!" He said. It was time for a new trained squid.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:35 pm

Mr.Shadowbxre wrote:Evil Dr. Sherman scolded his pet for making a mess on his lab coat. "Bad Inky!" He said. It was time for a new trained squid.
Aiming for the win through flattery! I like it!
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Post by bell » Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:39 pm

"Muffy looked mad bitchin' in her debutante gown. Her Manolo Blahniks were just the bomb!" said Bif.
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What would have been written.
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If they hadn't died first.

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Post by Mr.Shadowbxre » Fri Nov 26, 2010 8:01 pm

Well, when poor go with what you can afford. :) Flattery is still within the budget.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Post by Ben Hathaway » Sun Nov 28, 2010 7:07 pm

I've loved this girl a million different ways, but nothing will break this time loop! Today, I'm going to eat her instead.

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Post by strawman » Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:21 am

Groundhog Day: Director's Cut
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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there's an app for that...?

Post by odball1234 » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:21 am

John gazed around at the dinosaurs and the incoming meteor then quickly pulled his phone out to find his time travel app.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:27 am

strawman wrote:Groundhog Day: Director's Cut
Crime rib.

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