Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"And Darkness and Decay and I held illimitable dominion over all." Applause. The Red Death sits. The Blue Death begins.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
Strangeness in the Proportion
(Now with 20% more absinthe!)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
The henchman watched his former bosses Volcano Island explode. Now, without a job, he wonders if Macys is still hiring.
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I knew I had crossed a line when my colleagues suddenly started typing all e-mails to me using only their middle fingers.
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My girlfriend is so into vampires it makes me a sick. Me though, I would kill to be a werewolf. I even have a list ready, see?
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
She chomped grimly on a neon chiclet stick figure. VooDooChew was the cheapest nico-gum. But why was her son screaming?
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Gets my vote.petrichor wrote:She chomped grimly on a neon chiclet stick figure. VooDooChew was the cheapest nico-gum. But why was her son screaming?

Also, welcome petricor!
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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Thanks, great to be here finally!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Grizzly Gum Guts Girl's Get?petrichor wrote:She chomped grimly on a neon chiclet stick figure. VooDooChew was the cheapest nico-gum. But why was her son screaming?

Sorry for the obscure but valid definition of "get". Get it?
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For Pilgrims' progress or God's grace, be thankful I say.
Me, I'm stuck in Purgatory, with football and karaoke all day.
Me, I'm stuck in Purgatory, with football and karaoke all day.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Blankly he stared into the light. What wonders waited on the other side? Down he fell with a crash. Them Damn bug zappers!
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Glowing red eyes peered out of the forest. Howls could be heard for miles. "Bacon scented cologne! Stupid!" He thought.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Evil Dr. Sherman scolded his pet for making a mess on his lab coat. "Bad Inky!" He said. It was time for a new trained squid.
The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Aiming for the win through flattery! I like it!Mr.Shadowbxre wrote:Evil Dr. Sherman scolded his pet for making a mess on his lab coat. "Bad Inky!" He said. It was time for a new trained squid.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
Except from: Ivonics 101 - Urban Dialect for Ivy Leaguers
"Muffy looked mad bitchin' in her debutante gown. Her Manolo Blahniks were just the bomb!" said Bif.
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What would have been written.
What would have been written.
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Well, when poor go with what you can afford.
Flattery is still within the budget.

The alien horde had finally halted. Our sonic weapons had worked. Their battle cry was no more. "Yep yep yep yep, uh huh!"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I've loved this girl a million different ways, but nothing will break this time loop! Today, I'm going to eat her instead.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Groundhog Day: Director's Cut
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
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there's an app for that...?
John gazed around at the dinosaurs and the incoming meteor then quickly pulled his phone out to find his time travel app.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Crime rib.strawman wrote:Groundhog Day: Director's Cut