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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:22 am

Shamelessly plagiarized from the winner of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest...

Like the vanes of a wind turbine, my mind diced my bird-like thoughts to bloody pieces, falling on a mound of lost dreams.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by strawman » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:36 pm

“We don’t allow no faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender, with a growl.

A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:27 pm

strawman wrote:“We don’t allow no faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender, with a growl.

A neutrino walks into a bar.
Ha ha! :lol:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:41 pm

That was, er, relatively funny.

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Fairy Tale Romance

Post by ms. spliceandice » Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:52 am

We have been down this path so many times
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit

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Re: Fairy Tale Romance

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:15 am

ms. spliceandice wrote:We have been down this path so many times
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit
Quit walking over my car and climbing on statues!

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Post by strawman » Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:20 pm

I am taken by the idea that the well-traveled path once needed breadcrumbs, and all its nightshadows seemed dreadful. But then we were innocent berry-gatherers.

Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:27 pm

strawman wrote:I am taken by the idea that the well-traveled path once needed breadcrumbs, and all its nightshadows seemed dreadful. But then we were innocent berry-gatherers.

Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).
Please say I'm invited to thanksgiving dinner. :-)
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Post by zedaysi » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:14 am

After the Witch's zombies infected Dorothy, Scarecrow quit. Even if they found a brain, no way she'd let him have it now!

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I did babysit. ONE TIME.

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:21 am

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! And, be sure your face shows it.
That's how we find you, to crush your soul.

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Post by ms. spliceandice » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:34 am

Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).

You know, I didn't think the Beaujolais would pair well with this dish, but, it really brings out the subtle notes of dirty puddle water and singed hair.
Apparently our berry picking days are over, though this old wicker basket makes an excellent center piece.

Oh, and I told Rumpelstiltskin we would play poker on Wednesday night, I know I know you think he's a total cad, but we do still owe him a first born child. I'm sure we can commandeer one from that lowly peasant couple down the block. We'll just throw them some radishes or something, so they don't gripe and whine...My god the gentry can be so pathetic...

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Post by munsi » Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:09 am

"I'm gonna save your soul," he exclaimed, eyes gleaming, "because your soul is still good, and I might be hungry later."

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Post by Var095 » Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:14 pm

Who need God as their Co-Pilot, I thought banked my fighter left to engage the hostiles. When I have the Red Baron is mine.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by bell » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:51 pm

"Mozgi," zombie moaned.
"#5 brain shop," I said. "Queue over there."
Zombie left.
Is good to live in socialist country.
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Post by strawman » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:16 pm

Мне это нравится.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:32 am

"Had Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Succeeded."

Dude, did you consider how you were going to take advantage of your 72 virgins before you chose to blow your underwear up?
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Post by strawman » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:49 pm

It's not about the sex, ROU. This is spiritual. They get 72 Bridezillas.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:23 pm

strawman wrote:It's not about the sex, ROU. This is spiritual. They get 72 Bridezillas.
Ok, so it IS hell they're going to.
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Then she asked for a divorce

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:45 am

Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.

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Re: Then she asked for a divorce

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:53 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
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