Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Shamelessly plagiarized from the winner of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest...
Like the vanes of a wind turbine, my mind diced my bird-like thoughts to bloody pieces, falling on a mound of lost dreams.
Like the vanes of a wind turbine, my mind diced my bird-like thoughts to bloody pieces, falling on a mound of lost dreams.
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“We don’t allow no faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender, with a growl.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Ha ha!strawman wrote:“We don’t allow no faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender, with a growl.
A neutrino walks into a bar.

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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That was, er, relatively funny.
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Fairy Tale Romance
We have been down this path so many times
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit
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Quit walking over my car and climbing on statues!ms. spliceandice wrote:We have been down this path so many times
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit
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I am taken by the idea that the well-traveled path once needed breadcrumbs, and all its nightshadows seemed dreadful. But then we were innocent berry-gatherers.
Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).
Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).
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Please say I'm invited to thanksgiving dinner.strawman wrote:I am taken by the idea that the well-traveled path once needed breadcrumbs, and all its nightshadows seemed dreadful. But then we were innocent berry-gatherers.
Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
After the Witch's zombies infected Dorothy, Scarecrow quit. Even if they found a brain, no way she'd let him have it now!
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I did babysit. ONE TIME.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! And, be sure your face shows it.
That's how we find you, to crush your soul.
That's how we find you, to crush your soul.
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Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).
You know, I didn't think the Beaujolais would pair well with this dish, but, it really brings out the subtle notes of dirty puddle water and singed hair.
Apparently our berry picking days are over, though this old wicker basket makes an excellent center piece.
Oh, and I told Rumpelstiltskin we would play poker on Wednesday night, I know I know you think he's a total cad, but we do still owe him a first born child. I'm sure we can commandeer one from that lowly peasant couple down the block. We'll just throw them some radishes or something, so they don't gripe and whine...My god the gentry can be so pathetic...
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"I'm gonna save your soul," he exclaimed, eyes gleaming, "because your soul is still good, and I might be hungry later."
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Who need God as their Co-Pilot, I thought banked my fighter left to engage the hostiles. When I have the Red Baron is mine.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Mozgi," zombie moaned.
"#5 brain shop," I said. "Queue over there."
Zombie left.
Is good to live in socialist country.
"#5 brain shop," I said. "Queue over there."
Zombie left.
Is good to live in socialist country.
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What would have been written.
What would have been written.
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Мне это нравится.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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"Had Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Succeeded."
Dude, did you consider how you were going to take advantage of your 72 virgins before you chose to blow your underwear up?
Dude, did you consider how you were going to take advantage of your 72 virgins before you chose to blow your underwear up?
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It's not about the sex, ROU. This is spiritual. They get 72 Bridezillas.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Ok, so it IS hell they're going to.strawman wrote:It's not about the sex, ROU. This is spiritual. They get 72 Bridezillas.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Then she asked for a divorce
Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
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Avoid air travel, ASID.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.