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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 5:22 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Shamelessly plagiarized from the winner of this year's Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest...

Like the vanes of a wind turbine, my mind diced my bird-like thoughts to bloody pieces, falling on a mound of lost dreams.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:36 pm
by strawman
“We don’t allow no faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender, with a growl.

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:27 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:“We don’t allow no faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender, with a growl.

A neutrino walks into a bar.
Ha ha! :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 10:41 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
That was, er, relatively funny.

Fairy Tale Romance

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 3:52 am
by ms. spliceandice
We have been down this path so many times
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit

Re: Fairy Tale Romance

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ms. spliceandice wrote:We have been down this path so many times
except where once there were bread crumbs
there now lies nothing but pigeon shit
Quit walking over my car and climbing on statues!

Welcome aboard.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 6:20 pm
by strawman
I am taken by the idea that the well-traveled path once needed breadcrumbs, and all its nightshadows seemed dreadful. But then we were innocent berry-gatherers.

Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:27 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:I am taken by the idea that the well-traveled path once needed breadcrumbs, and all its nightshadows seemed dreadful. But then we were innocent berry-gatherers.

Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).
Please say I'm invited to thanksgiving dinner. :-)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:14 am
by zedaysi
After the Witch's zombies infected Dorothy, Scarecrow quit. Even if they found a brain, no way she'd let him have it now!

I did babysit. ONE TIME.

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:21 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! And, be sure your face shows it.
That's how we find you, to crush your soul.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:34 am
by ms. spliceandice
Now that path is lined with hedges, and we are famous for our signature dish, Sorciere Noirci, avec de pigeon remplissant (Blackened Witch, with Pigeon Stuffing).

You know, I didn't think the Beaujolais would pair well with this dish, but, it really brings out the subtle notes of dirty puddle water and singed hair.
Apparently our berry picking days are over, though this old wicker basket makes an excellent center piece.

Oh, and I told Rumpelstiltskin we would play poker on Wednesday night, I know I know you think he's a total cad, but we do still owe him a first born child. I'm sure we can commandeer one from that lowly peasant couple down the block. We'll just throw them some radishes or something, so they don't gripe and whine...My god the gentry can be so pathetic...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 5:09 am
by munsi
"I'm gonna save your soul," he exclaimed, eyes gleaming, "because your soul is still good, and I might be hungry later."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 11:14 pm
by Var095
Who need God as their Co-Pilot, I thought banked my fighter left to engage the hostiles. When I have the Red Baron is mine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:51 pm
by bell
"Mozgi," zombie moaned.
"#5 brain shop," I said. "Queue over there."
Zombie left.
Is good to live in socialist country.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:16 pm
by strawman
Мне это нравится.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:32 am
by ROU Killing Time
"Had Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Succeeded."

Dude, did you consider how you were going to take advantage of your 72 virgins before you chose to blow your underwear up?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:49 pm
by strawman
It's not about the sex, ROU. This is spiritual. They get 72 Bridezillas.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:23 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:It's not about the sex, ROU. This is spiritual. They get 72 Bridezillas.
Ok, so it IS hell they're going to.

Then she asked for a divorce

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:45 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.

Re: Then she asked for a divorce

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:53 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
Avoid air travel, ASID.