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Re: Then she asked for a divorce

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:41 am
by Melissa
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Yes, it's kinda creepy, but every time I tried to tell you, I could only babble.
So I'll have to say I love you, in a Twabble.
Well... go on then.

No, I mean, this is totes adorbs.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:43 am
by Melissa
The barking never stopped. My mind turned to mush. Now that brain-eating aliens have taken over, I'm in the bargain bin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:43 am
by Melissa
Man, I wish that rhymed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:40 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I love you, I truly do.
You are the perfect beer to my roofie, and you don't like the cops.
Now please untie me, sweetheart.

Silly Girl

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:31 pm
by Melissa
"I need more time to think", she cried, so we brought her to the beach. We put her in our little boat and pushed it out to sea.

CAAAKE!

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:39 pm
by Melissa
There were bodies everywhere, shouting, squealing. Above it all, one angry yell, "There is enough cake for everyone!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 3:13 pm
by ROU Killing Time
I have a 7 year old daughter, too.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:03 pm
by strawman
You are a mother of small children, aren't you?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:34 am
by Melissa
Nope, but I do have two little brothers. They're always yelling strange things over there. One of my other favorites is the following, but imagine it full of rage and accusation, "Why... is Mario... wet?!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 3:25 am
by ROU Killing Time
Bo waded through the mangled body parts and scattered office supplies to his cubicle. He really hated Casualty Friday.

edit: ASID appeased

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:16 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bo! Hiss!

(That is, "casualty" should be capitalized as it's part of a proper name.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:31 am
by tbaker2500
ROU Killing Time wrote:Bo waded through the mangled body parts and scattered office supplies to his cubicle. He really hated casualty Friday.
Hee hee..

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:34 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Bo! Hiss!

(That is, "casualty" should be capitalized as it's part of a proper name.)
At least it's 100 character compliant. :-)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 7:40 am
by munsi
"INXS was right! Words ARE weapons sharper than knives!" She said, brandishing a knife, "Here, allow me to show you..."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:44 am
by drfromhell
The ice on my lid disappears slowly as the sunlight hits the cold, rotten skull. They will find me this summer. They must!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:59 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
drfromhell wrote:The ice on my lid disappears slowly as the sunlight hits the cold, rotten skull. They will find me this summer. They must!
Even if they don't, you've still got internet service. That's some thing, eh? :wink:

Welcome aboard!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:05 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Oh? You don't disagree that you shouldn't abhor a story absent the scorn of confusing inversions of negative logic; no?



Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:24 pm
by drfromhell
I am an artist. Brown, Yellow, Black and Red spread thick and uneven around my workplace. A true artist and a bad surgeon.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 11:26 pm
by strawman
Thank you, doctor from hell. It is good to hear from Romania. I have a feeling you might give Portland a run for its money.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:13 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:Thank you, doctor from hell. It is good to hear from Romania. I have a feeling you might give Portland a run for its money.
Blasphemy!