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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:23 am

drfromhell wrote:I am an artist. Brown, Yellow, Black and Red spread thick and uneven around my workplace. A true artist and a bad surgeon.
Nice. :-)
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:50 am

"True Story"
I managed to fall asleep on the long, uncomfortable plane ride. Then I dreamed I was on a long, uncomfortable plane ride.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:18 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:"True Story"
I managed to fall asleep on the long, uncomfortable plane ride. Then I dreamed I was on a long, uncomfortable plane ride.
Ouch.
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Post by drfromhell » Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:04 pm

strawman wrote:Thank you, doctor from hell. It is good to hear from Romania. I have a feeling you might give Portland a run for its money.
Thank you
But I'll leave the crown where it belongs^^
I'm just a sick minded Soon-To-Be Doctor :)

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Post by strawman » Wed Oct 19, 2011 5:08 pm

I understand that to fix our national health care system, we will soon be exporting Americans to Romania, where it will be harder for lawyers to sue the doctors. We call this a win-win situation. Actually, Thailand is currently leading Romania, since the beach infrastructure makes for prettier brochures. But Romania is making its case with a strong pitch for its Vlad the Impaler brand of microsurgery, which is always done through the jugular.
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Post by drfromhell » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:37 pm

strawman wrote:I understand that to fix our national health care system, we will soon be exporting Americans to Romania, where it will be harder for lawyers to sue the doctors. We call this a win-win situation. Actually, Thailand is currently leading Romania, since the beach infrastructure makes for prettier brochures. But Romania is making its case with a strong pitch for its Vlad the Impaler brand of microsurgery, which is always done through the jugular.
The Romanian brochures should also mention the low risk of getting malaria compared to Thailand.And of course the Hostile like horror treatments included free of charge.

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Post by strawman » Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:17 pm

Some day the Drabblecast has got to start a travel agency. In Search of... with Connor Choadsworth
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The wall of water tore itself through our island. Screams and crying bruise the post-calamity air, I hope my cat is okay.

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Post by strawman » Thu Oct 20, 2011 7:50 pm

And did I leave the iron on?
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:41 am

"I can hear your heartbeat, Love," Beth cooed. "That means you're not dead yet," and she tightened the garrote further.

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Post by nowicki1283 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:01 am

And so it was that the universe died; entropy reaching infinity. Order spoke to Chaos “10^52 pickup? I hate your games.”

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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:27 am

nowicki1283 wrote:And so it was that the universe died; entropy reaching infinity. Order spoke to Chaos “10^52 pickup? I hate your games.”
Hee hee...
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"Can I return this Savage Garden CD?" "Why?" "I realized Savage Garden suck." "Store credit." - I shop there to this day.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Oct 26, 2011 3:28 am

Truly.
Madly.
Deeply sucks.

But really? That much credit for what anyone with taste already knows?! :wink:

Also, that twabble has grammar glitches. Is that a subtle dig at the Grammy process? :)

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Post by munsi » Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:43 am

oh, that one's a period piece set in 1996. true story, too. that chicka-cherry-cola song was pretty okay, tho'

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Rods, staves, and shadows of death

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Oct 27, 2011 2:46 am

The Lord is my shepherd. He maketh me to lie down in a small crate and feedeth me much grain.
He preparest a table before me.

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Re: Rods, staffs, and shadows of death

Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:15 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The Lord is my shepherd. He maketh me to lie down in a small crate and feedeth me much grain.
He preparest a table before me.
I always thought Pink Floyd's "Animals" was a pretty good album.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:46 am

Huh. I only have Dark Side and The Wall.
Great minds... Now where are my groupies?

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by munsi » Sun Oct 30, 2011 8:08 am

Wait, are you saying you're a genie? And you owe me three boons? But why would oh! I see how this works, more wishes please.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:00 am

99% of humanities blood supply is used to feed the 1% of humans that are vampires. Freedom is at stake. #OccupyHalloween
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