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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:02 am

99% of the earth's ginger-bread housing are controlled by the 1% of humans that are wicked-witches. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:06 am

99% of the worlds wizardry schools are used to educate the 1% of humans who don't happen to be muggles. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by tbaker2500 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:23 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:99% of humanities blood supply is used to feed the 1% of humans that are vampires. Freedom is at stake. #OccupyHalloween
At "stake". Boo, hiss.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:28 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:99% of humanities blood supply is used to feed the 1% of humans that are vampires. Freedom is at stake. #OccupyHalloween
At "stake". Boo, hiss.
Ty Tom. :-)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:33 am

99% of the world's brain-dead zombies are used to scare the 1% into donating more money to the true monsters' campaigns.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:44 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:99% of the world's brain-dead zombies are used to scare the 1% into donating more money to the true monsters' campaigns.
If you want to join the movement u gotta use the hashtag. The Undead Autumn is upon us!!! Frankenstein must be stopped!!! #OccupyHalloween.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:09 am

99% of the world's zombies shuffle slowly towards the 1% of humanity huddled within shopping malls. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:14 am

99% of London's were-wolves are responsible for eating 1% of the people that are American tourists. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:26 am

99% of the supply of Tannis leaves reanimate the 1% of Egyptians who are ancient mummified Pharaohs. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:02 am

99% of Drabblecast readers guessed Portland was the epicenter of the brain-looping wyrm invasion. #OccupyHalloween

(With a 1% survival rate.) :)

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Post by Dolohov » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:23 am

Did you know that 99% of all of the brains that are consumed, are eaten by a mere 1% of the world's bears? #OccupyHalloween

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:50 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:99% of Drabblecast readers guessed Portland was the epicenter of the brain-looping wyrm invasion. #OccupyHalloween

(With a 1% survival rate.) :)
Well, we all know Portland's reputation. But, I have to say, ASID, whether you and I are the 1% standing against the 99% of humanity clamoring for our brains, or we are the 99%, united against the vampire overlords that seek to suck our bloods for their sustenance, it is my fervent and patriotic hope that you and I would stand side by side, exercising our constitutionally protected 2nd amendment right to fire head shots or wooden bullets at whatever paranormal threat (regardless of it's percentage) attacks us. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:12 am

Sure. You do that.
Me? I'm getting Father Flanagan to bless this fire hydrant for Holy Water. Oh, and fluoride too, for extra kookiness-killing power. :twisted:   #OccupyHalloween

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:27 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Sure. You do that.
Me? I'm getting Father Flanagan to bless this fire hydrant for Holy Water. Oh, and fluoride too, for extra kookiness-killing power. :twisted:   #OccupyHalloween
While a holy water fueled hydrant would be an effective vampire deterrent, nothing beats good 'ol Smith & Wesson for versatility, as long as you have the proper components to use in your ammunition press. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:01 am

It looks like it's been too long since you've been hit with a 3-inch blast of 60+ psi fun. You can clean a street pretty fast with one of those.

For comparison, have a pro linebacker run flat out and bash a battering ram to your chest. Do it now. :)

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:44 am

The 99% of malevolent ghosts in the world give the 1% that are friendly a bad rep. Don't forget Caspar. #OccupyHalloween
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Post by strawman » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:33 pm

You ate all the candy again, didn't you, ROU?

*sugar high*

The sweeter brain meat for the zombie trick or treat. As long as you're doomed anyway, why not drop ASID on 'em while yer at it?

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:41 pm

strawman wrote:You ate all the candy again, didn't you, ROU?

*sugar high*

The sweeter brain meat for the zombie trick or treat. As long as you're doomed anyway, why not drop ASID on 'em while yer at it?

B R A I N S !
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Halloween is a fun holiday when you have a 7 year old daughter... :-)
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:36 pm

Ruling made, the judge's corpse fell to the floor, no longer useful to Azazel.
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