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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 16, 2011 5:38 am

I wasn't there; I have an alibi, I tell ya!

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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:41 am

I smiled as they lowered Uncle Joe into the ground.

“Nicky!” mom snapped.

“But ma, I’m not a mourning person,” I replied.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 17, 2011 3:09 am

Travelin Corpse Feet wrote:“But ma, I’m not a mourning person,” I replied.
Boo(hoo)! Hiss! :)

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Post by Big Anklevich » Thu Nov 17, 2011 6:10 am

Hi, everybody. It's been a long time since I posted in this forum, but I had this goofy twit-fic rolling around in my head, and I just tried to write it, and, miracle of miracles, it wasn't way too long. In fact it was exactly 100 characters without any editing needed. How's that for luck?

Anyway, here's my twabble:

Though he'd never been a particularly hairy man, now that the ice age had returned, he regretted the laser hair removal.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 17, 2011 7:43 am

Big Anklevich wrote:Though he'd never been a particularly hairy man, now that the ice age had returned, he regretted the laser hair removal.
That's, er... cool, but why would you want laser hairs? :? :P

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:12 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Big Anklevich wrote:Though he'd never been a particularly hairy man, now that the ice age had returned, he regretted the laser hair removal.
That's, er... cool, but why would you want laser hairs? :? :P
Easily answered. They would be AWESOME if you are competing in the next MegaBeast Death Match.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:43 am

I suppose that would give whole new meaning to, "He's got him by the short-and-curlies..."

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Post by Dolohov » Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:30 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Big Anklevich wrote:Though he'd never been a particularly hairy man, now that the ice age had returned, he regretted the laser hair removal.
That's, er... cool, but why would you want laser hairs? :? :P
Are you insane? Why wouldn't you want laser hairs? I spent the better part of the 80s openly wanting laser hairs, and half the 90s secretly wanting them!

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What Not to Wear to a Massacre

Post by ms. spliceandice » Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:41 am

She carefully selects the Automatic Vector CR-21, then turns to her jewelery. Accessories make or break any ensemble.

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Post by HR_Duff_n_Stuff » Fri Nov 18, 2011 3:49 am

Long before the 99 percent showed up

Homes in the Hamptons.
Eight figure bonuses.
Private islands.
PreOccupy Wall Street suggestions working as planned.

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Post by munsi » Fri Nov 18, 2011 6:32 am

The bruised, battered body of the Pilot collapsed at my feet. I had done it! I had finally joined the mile high fight club!

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:29 pm

munsi wrote:The bruised, battered body of the Pilot collapsed at my feet. I had done it! I had finally joined the mile high fight club!
Here I am thinking I have a shot at 2 twit-fic winners in a row and then YOU come along with THIS piece of hilarity.

Damn you, Munsi. Damn you.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:45 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:Damn you, Munsi. Damn you.
Yes, he broke the first rule of Fight Club -- you do not talk (or write) about it.

Also, it's only been a couple months (plus 1 measly decade) since 9/11. Too soon, man. Too soon.

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Post by jay4 » Sat Nov 19, 2011 5:46 pm

There was a pall of disgust and shock among the gathered heirs at the reading.

It turns out that the cat DID get his tongue.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Nov 19, 2011 7:11 pm

jay4 wrote:There was a pall of disgust and shock among the gathered heirs at the reading.

It turns out that the cat DID get his tongue.
Hahaha a... I mean, Ewwwwww

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Post by munsi » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:31 am

"Jesus Christ!" Mary yelled when she saw the muddy sandal prints across the living room, "What were you, born in a barn?"

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Post by strawman » Sun Nov 20, 2011 1:52 pm

munsi wrote:"Jesus Christ!" Mary yelled when she saw the muddy sandal prints across the living room, "What were you, born in a barn?"
Slow clap

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:39 pm

strawman wrote:
munsi wrote:"Jesus Christ!" Mary yelled when she saw the muddy sandal prints across the living room, "What were you, born in a barn?"
Slow clap
The water content of the mud must not have been high enough to provide the necessary lift.

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Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:34 am

He noted the world population of 7 billion, painted up his placard, and hit the streets running. I am the 0.00000000014%

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Post by jay4 » Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:34 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:He noted the world population of 7 billion, painted up his placard, and hit the streets running. I am the 0.00000000014%
Represent.

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