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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:05 pm

On the other hand, that athlete's foot itch is barely noticeable.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 2:46 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
bell wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I pull the slip of paper out. It reads, "You will choke to death on a fortune cookie."
Amusing perhaps, but I can't breath.

The verb form is "breathe"
The word was choked off by an errant pastry.

Using the "cut-off" twabble defense? :shocked:

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:21 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: The word was choked off by an errant pastry.
Using the "cut-off" twabble defense? :shocked:

No. The breath was cut-off, not the twabble. Besides, the record (now) shows that Bell's quote and the twabble are not (now) the same.

benandgretchen · Post by **benandgretchen** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:23 am

Burnt Toest By: Gretchen Kapity

I had to have my toe amputated today. I really need to be more careful around toasters next time. I only have two toes left.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 4:59 am

benandgretchen wrote:Burnt Toest By: Gretchen Kapity

I had to have my toe amputated today. I really need to be more careful around toasters next time. I only have two toes left.

Hee, nice first twabble! Welcome to the forums.

bell · Post by **bell** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:42 pm

Whose Mother is Goose?

Mary had a little lamb
with Apgars nine and nine.
Mom, child, and proud Daddy Ram
Are feeling fine.

ursus_arctos · Post by **ursus_arctos** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:57 pm

The old gypsy poked me with a long, bony finger and hissed, "Thinner". Sighing, I got the acetone down from the top shelf.

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:46 pm

ursus_arctos wrote:The old gypsy poked me with a long, bony finger and hissed, "Thinner". Sighing, I got the acetone down from the top shelf.

I can tell that there is supposed to be a false lead here, but I'm not totally sure what it is.

Also, it should be ["Thinner." Sighing....]

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:41 am

loyaleagle wrote:
ursus_arctos wrote:The old gypsy poked me with a long, bony finger and hissed, "Thinner". Sighing, I got the acetone down from the top shelf.
I can tell that there is supposed to be a false lead here, but I'm not totally sure what it is.

Also, it should be ["Thinner." Sighing....]

"Thinner." One of Stephen King's Richard Bachman books.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:02 am

loyaleagle wrote:
ursus_arctos wrote:The old gypsy poked me with a long, bony finger and hissed, "Thinner". Sighing, I got the acetone down from the top shelf.
I can tell that there is supposed to be a false lead here, but I'm not totally sure what it is.

Also, it should be ["Thinner." Sighing....]

"Sinner"

Sylvan · Post by **Sylvan** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:56 pm

Look Before You...

I activated the dimensional transfer and hefted my pack. I wish the parallel Earth hadn’t been further along its orbit.

zedaysi · Post by **zedaysi** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 1:31 am

Thanks for liking the last one a fortnight ago. Here's a couple I meant to post sooner:

First Wave
"Pull back to high ground!" I ordered as the enemy surged up the beach, singing eerily, their dorsal harpoon guns ablaze

Holy Wardrobe Malfunction!
"Laddered again, Superman? My utility belt is NOT your lingerie drawer!" said Batman, handing over the last blue pair.

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:52 pm

This one's a silly little take on the "big brother" theme for this month among the Drabbles.

"Heard you got pulled over by the thought police the other night."
"Yeah I was thinking a mile a minute - in a school zone!"

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:43 pm

loyaleagle wrote:"Heard you got pulled over by the thought police the other night."
"Yeah I was thinking a mile a minute - in a school zone!"

Okay, that was a good one.
Lookout, I hear the Union is forming a lynch mob.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:45 pm

My rights are denied
by those least qualified
and everything's a threat.
For finding bad guys?
They haven't got one yet.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:27 am

I always feel bad about those signs I see around schools: "Slow School". That's not a nice thing to say about that school!

loyaleagle · Post by **loyaleagle** » Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:15 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
loyaleagle wrote:"Heard you got pulled over by the thought police the other night."
"Yeah I was thinking a mile a minute - in a school zone!"
Okay, that was a good one.
Lookout, I hear the Union is forming a lynch mob.

Thanks!

The Union? Man, I am missing references in here left and right!

Etaan · Post by **Etaan** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 2:31 pm

As he was carried to the guillotine amid the roaring mob, Rodney XVI shouted for the last time, "No respect, no respect!"

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:18 pm

loyaleagle wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
loyaleagle wrote:"Heard you got pulled over by the thought police the other night."
"Yeah I was thinking a mile a minute - in a school zone!"
Okay, that was a good one.
Lookout, I hear the Union is forming a lynch mob.
Thanks!

The Union? Man, I am missing references in here left and right!

The Big O?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Apr 01, 2012 4:20 pm

Etaan wrote:As he was carried to the guillotine amid the roaring mob, Rodney XVI shouted for the last time, "No respect, no respect!"

The downside of time travel for comedians. See also Twain's Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court

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