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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 6:14 am
by munsi
"Won't you take me to," She shrieked, "Funkytown!"
So I took her to Minneapolis. Yet, somehow, she wasn't impressed...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:01 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Jill pleaded, "I didn't kill him, your honor! I only shot a small, bullet-sized part of him; and not more than six times."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 12:46 pm
by Tesseract
He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.

"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."

He's Dead Jim.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:26 pm
by strawman
Tesseract wrote:He said "beat it," so I did. He said "beat it," so I did. Now I'm all beat out. I have to admit he was right, I did want to be bad.

"Hey Jim, what's that on your stomach Jim?" I asked. Jim said "Shut up." I parted Jim's shirt with my tiny arms,"Hey Jim."

He's Dead Jim.
The smiley third eye is well earned.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 4:23 pm
by Astroguyz
On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 9:16 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Astroguyz wrote:On Sunday they arose. On her last stand, Maria took aim and squeezed the trigger; shots rang out and found their marks, piercing the rabbit-eared chocolate flesh of the lumbering Easter zombies…
While Easter zombies are good and all (as opposed to those St. Paddy's Day zombies), please remember that twabbles are exactly 100 characters.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:52 am
by cinnamon
Ranting to myself in public used to warn people off, but these days a Bluetooth is perfect camouflage for urban hunting.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:50 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:02 am
by Tesseract
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My momma always told me to count to ten when I was angry.
Turns out, she just wanted me distracted so I'd get my arse kicked.
The same thing happened to Nine. Nine was in the middle of calling Ten when Seven hit him in the back of the head and eight him.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:23 pm
by Tesseract
He fired a shot from the hip. It glanced off near by kettle and right in to the bullseye."Damn, I was ah aimin' for my foot."

1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:18 pm
by strawman
"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:45 am
by Tesseract
strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:44 am
by strawman
Tesseract wrote:
strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"
It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion.
Tesseract wrote:
1.Do not remove your mask.
2.Stay in the light.
3.Only scavenge when the tentacles are still.
4.Do not remove your mask.
Nice that it came with instructions.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 3:35 am
by TroyStJames
TroyStJames wrote:Her whiskers tickled my cheek as she purred and explored my face. Who would have thought grandma was this affectionate?

:oops:

Thank you, Norm for reading this Twabble!! My granny would be so proud, but I had to put her down after she left denture marks on my forearm.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:10 am
by TroyStJames
Let's assume you're right: a hippocampus is not a college. Then where do they learn how to flip boats, Mr. Smarty-pants?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:57 am
by TroyStJames
An emotionless sentry stands at the ready, waiting for a brave soul to cross the yard. Respect the ballistic flamingos!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:06 am
by tbaker2500
Nice ones!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:13 am
by TroyStJames
A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.

Hard on the Feet

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 7:56 am
by loyaleagle
The timeworn android trudged painfully across rough wasteland. Pausing, he remembered softness in the age of carpet.

For any mech-related needs (kind of a mech...just not an exoskeleton).

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 10:14 am
by Tesseract
strawman wrote:
Tesseract wrote:
strawman wrote:"What's this?" as the needle on his DC Strange Particle detector redlined.
"That's strange, I've never seen that happen before. What does it mean?"
It appears with your new hue and "doo" that a quantum jump has occurred, with some really strange reality phase distortion.
My Home Bioaugmentation Kit came in the mail last night. I've just been going frelling crazy with it.
TroyStJames wrote:A fellow camper revealed his age when we came across a large, feral animal. We agreed it was either a grizzly or a bugbear.
*Snark*, Good one!


Dear sir/madam,
I regret to inform you that "Homo neanderthalensis" is not acceptable next of kin.
Alien registration

5.Once one sees you they all do.
6.If your bread turns black leave.
7.Stay inside at midnight.
8.Do not remove your mask.