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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:39 am

ROU Killing Time wrote: Whatever happened to those good old days when they sent us statues and got Ben Franklin laid...

The part they never told us was that statue came full of Frenchmen.

Tesseract · Post by **Tesseract** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:52 am

The Titanic sailed through thick vinaigrette. A crew member spotted a green shape direct ahead. “ICEBERG,” He warned.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:20 pm

Tesseract wrote:The Titanic sailed through thick vinaigrette. A crew member spotted a green shape direct ahead. “ICEBERG,” He warned.

Heh, topical.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:22 pm

strawman wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote: Whatever happened to those good old days when they sent us statues and got Ben Franklin laid...
The part they never told us was that statue came full of Frenchmen.

Now you have me wondering. If the statue of liberty truly came from France then why doesn't she have shaven underarms.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:08 pm

You mean UNshaven. You can't really tell with the long robe:

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ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 9:26 pm

strawman wrote:You mean UNshaven. You can't really tell with the long robe:
Liberty.jpg

Yes, darn autocorrect on my droid. that's what I meant.

And you'd think they'd be creeping out. The sleeve on her right arm is riding way up.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:30 pm

There you go, objectifying statues again.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:43 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:There you go, objectifying statues again.

See, this is the kind of stuff they were distracted by while the Frenchmen made their escape.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:02 pm

She stood high over the water
helping pigeons roost.
Weeping over Liberty's slaughter
and the tyrants we've produced.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:57 am

Yep. But it's appropriately ironic, considering the bloodbath of Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite that produced the statue as a gift. Always, one man's hero is another's tyrant.

Tesseract · Post by **Tesseract** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:30 am

"Turn on the machine!" Professor Nead shouted. Klaxons blared as I slammed my hand on the button. Then the sun went dark.

I open the book and begin chanting in an arcane dialect. The pieces click together and my Barbie army marches to victory.

War breaks down Reason's front door. "Time for nuclear arms!" War says. Reason looks down at his broken door,"Hell no."

"Wankah," Steve shouted as he banged on his computer, "Where did that noob go?" He heard chuckling, "Right behind you."

Cognition 30%, did the bomb kill anyone? Cognition 20%, where am I? Cognition 10%, who am I? Cognition 01%, I want bacon.

"Pick a card, any card," The magician cried. I drew one of the fifty two he held. I looked at it and smiled. I drew The Death.

Okay, I think My brain hates me now. I'm going to stop before it melts.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:39 pm

Messy... but jolly.

(Cognition 01%, I want bacon. =Like)

Astroguyz · Post by **Astroguyz** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:20 pm

Petunia scratched a puzzled tusk as she read the editor’s letter. “We’re not interested in publishing a trunk story..”

CarlC · Post by **CarlC** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:02 pm

There are times when I just want to stand in the light, feel the warmth of the sun on my face. oh, the curse of being a shadow.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Apr 19, 2012 11:35 pm

Hmmm. I thought the curse of the shadow would be all of those unsavory types skulking about in your heart.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 4:19 am

CarlC wrote:There are times when I just want to stand in the light, feel the warmth of the sun on my face. oh, the curse of being a shadow.

Ha! Very nice one! Never thought of that problem.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:14 pm

CarlC wrote:There are times when I just want to stand in the light, feel the warmth of the sun on my face. oh, the curse of being a shadow.

This sounds pretty similar to a transgender dilemma. Where does this desire come from, to be other than what we are? Not just different from, but OTHER than...Does matter ever wish it were antimatter? You have made me wonder.

Thanks, CarlC

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Fri Apr 20, 2012 10:59 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Hmmm. I thought the curse of the shadow would be all of those unsavory types skulking about in your heart.

No, the curse is knowing. Always knowing.

themorg · Post by **themorg** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 2:08 am

tbaker2500 wrote:There you go, objectifying statues again.

He who has not objectified a statue before be the person who throws the first chisel

Tesseract · Post by **Tesseract** » Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:24 pm

strawman wrote:
CarlC wrote:There are times when I just want to stand in the light, feel the warmth of the sun on my face. oh, the curse of being a shadow.
This sounds pretty similar to a transgender dilemma. Where does this desire come from, to be other than what we are? Not just different from, but OTHER than...Does matter ever wish it were antimatter? You have made me wonder.

Thanks, CarlC

Trust me when I say that is a pretty apt comparison. The wish to feel the warmth of the sun just once, to touch the burning root of your desire a single time before death. It's a bittersweet state of juxtaposition.

"Laws of Physics/Genetics/being a state of no reflection, says I must be so. To hell with this I'm going to bR',EAK out of this life and get shit done my way.

...what was I talking about?

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