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Last Contact

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:06 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
The alien approached the tiny humans, wondering if they marveled at his Beauty. The humans saw him, only as docile meat!

Curiosity Killed The....

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 12:13 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
My child wonders at my sick and twisted tales. How can that man be my Father? he ponders. Too late, realization! Adopted!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:47 am
by tbaker2500
Some good ones, people!

A Child's Best Friends

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:28 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Bash, Beep, Urch and Gleep. Friends of the very BEST kind. Niether dessert her, ignore or hurt her. They live in her mind!

Crocidolite

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:29 pm
by Belcast
There’s not much to tell of my past. At sixteen I was sent to the asbestos mines. It was a harsh life, but mercifully short.

Delivery

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:30 pm
by Belcast
They shot the messenger, again. Frantic, they screamed “Reload!” but he was already upon them, like a wolf among sheep.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:53 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Hmm... Puts the "mess" in messenger, eh?

On a related note:

My soul & my inspiration,
You're all I've got to get me by.
In the face of cable inflation
Without you, Tivo, what good am I?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:55 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I found it, high amongst the ice-coated peaks, Shangri-La.
It was bliss.
Bliss or high-altitude, oxygen deprivation.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:04 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I found it, high amongst the ice-coated peaks, Shangri-La.
It was bliss.
Bliss or high-altitude, oxygen deprivation.
Both are pleasant, they say.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:15 am
by Belcast
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Hmm... Puts the "mess" in messenger, eh?

On a related note:

My soul & my inspiration,
You're all I've got to get me by.
In the face of cable inflation
Without you, Tivo, what good am I?
Control the information flow and you control reality

Dead Ringer

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:16 am
by Belcast
The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!

Re: Dead Ringer

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:12 am
by tbaker2500
Belcast wrote:The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!
Boo! Awful title. :-)

Re: Dead Ringer

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:29 am
by Belcast
tbaker2500 wrote:
Belcast wrote:The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!
Boo! Awful title. :-)
:P sort of an afterthought

Can I borrow your hammer?

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 12:05 pm
by chemistryguy
For want of a nail, the kingdom was lost. I'm always prepared. But it is
inconvenient when going through airport checks.

<insert clever title here>

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 4:57 pm
by chemistryguy
Flecks of blood made crimson arcs on the nursery wall as Timmy thrashed
his head wildly about.

Naptime rarely went well.

Re: Dead Ringer

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:44 pm
by strawman
Belcast wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:
Belcast wrote:The bell ringer was found today, brass clapper lodged in his throat. Now will you believe? It’s a conspiracy of silence!
Boo! Awful title. :-)
:P sort of an afterthought
Based on the joke about Quasimodo's twin brother.
http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?sectio ... =quasimodo

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:18 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Divide me by 2, I'll be half dead.
Divide me by nothing, I'll be whole.
But, Math says that that's undefined!
Math is a lie.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:53 pm
by UmbrageOfSnow
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Divide me by 2, I'll be half dead.
Divide me by nothing, I'll be whole.
But, Math says that that's undefined!
Math is a lie.
Math says you're a lie!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:48 pm
by strawman
O M G ...a nerd duel

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:43 am
by Tesseract
Crap, I dropped my heart in the can. NO! FLUFFY, THE FLUSH HANDLE IS NOT A MOUSE! Damn, Where's the number for the plumber?