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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 12:38 pm
by PhineasQP
Man, you're on a roll. Fun stuff!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:49 pm
by uncre8d1
Thanks, Phineas. I've been away too long, and my brain is exacting vengeance by making me write stuff.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:52 am
by PhineasQP
Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:11 am
by uncre8d1
PhineasQP wrote:Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl

I love it. Reminds me of the ti

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:32 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PhineasQP wrote:Hunched over my keyboard, I compose furiously. This will be my masterpiece, if only I can count the characters correctl
But the only character is you!

Anywho, this is like the 5th or 6th twabble with the "cut short" gag. Great minds... yada yada. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 12:42 pm
by PhineasQP
Right after I posted it I figured I probably wouldn't be the first. Ah well.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:45 am
by JMiriah
Some Nano procrastination:

Locked her up to shut out that voice for NaNoWriMo. But apparently it was only my INTERNAL editor that needed silencing.

OK, time to find another distraction...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:09 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
JMiriah wrote:Locked her up to... {censored)

OK, time to find another distraction...
Don't worry, I'm sure jail and court time will distract nicely. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:27 am
by JMiriah
Don't worry, I'm sure jail and court time will distract nicely. :wink:
Do you think they'd let me bring my laptop? 'Cause then I could catch up on my nano word count...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 3:33 am
by JMiriah
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
I like this. I've tried - and failed - to understand it.
But still, I like it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:56 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Uh, "Any sufficiently advanced riddle is indistinguishable from gibberish." That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. 8)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:10 pm
by uncre8d1
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
...TwabbleBot still a bit buggy, eh?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:11 pm
by Astroguyz
The presidential candidate sighed at his loss. “Damn geomancer,” he shouted. "You said Mercury was in retrograde..."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 8:55 pm
by PhineasQP
After I bought the new Brown Note Alarm Clock, I find I must set the alarm early enough to fit in a really good, long shower.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:49 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Don't worry; the local top-40 radio station (which my alarm plays when it goes off) has the same effect on me!

Auto-Tune: The real-life "brown note" generator?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 10:44 am
by PhineasQP
The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:11 pm
by uncre8d1
PhineasQP wrote:The despondent, newly-resurrected feline sat racking his brain, trying to come up with eight more methods of suicide.
This might be a challenge for anyone lacking thumbs or a shareable political opinion.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:09 am
by tbaker2500
:D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2012 2:22 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
JMiriah wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
I like this. I've tried - and failed - to understand it.
But still, I like it.
I ran it by some strangers at a bar, and several got it. But the, let's call them, "Salvationly challenged" didn't always get the references. So, I guess I must 'splain it after all.

The Snake, Adam, and Eve were not the only residents of Eden. But after one bad snack choice, the Big Guy™ took his ball and went home. everybody suffered, not just the perps.

PS: This story is not a metaphor. Nosiree.