Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 4:58 am

...and it all becomes clear.

Incidentally, who the heck told the Renaissance painters that cherubim were little chubby hover-babies? If memory serves, cherubim were the ones stationed outside Eden to ensure that no one, ever, gets in. When I try to picture what those things might be like in person, I go a little pale. I picture something akin to Balrog-thulu, but more shinier.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:23 am

And "chubby hover-babies" aren't scary?!

Plus, they are above you and they aren't wearing diapers!

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:47 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
JMiriah wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
I like this. I've tried - and failed - to understand it.
But still, I like it.
I ran it by some strangers at a bar, and several got it. But the, let's call them, "Salvationly challenged" didn't always get the references. So, I guess I must 'splain it after all.

The Snake, Adam, and Eve were not the only residents of Eden. But after one bad snack choice, the Big Guy™ took his ball and went home. everybody suffered, not just the perps.

Ah-ha! Thank you!

While there may be some who would consider me salvation-challenged, it is not because of a lack of familiarity with the Christian bible.

It was the walrus that threw me. I was thinking Ringo, or a software company that makes apps for apple products. Then I was thinking the bad apples were political candidates.

I think my problem was too much thinking;-)

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:49 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:And "chubby hover-babies" aren't scary?!

Plus, they are above you and they aren't wearing diapers!

Meh, I'm a dad. Poo holds no terror for me.

Though the situation you propose does make me wonder what they might be eating - a question with biological, theological, and possibly entomological ramifications.

uncre8d1 · Post by **uncre8d1** » Tue Nov 13, 2012 5:52 am

JMiriah wrote: ...
I think my problem was too much thinking;-)

After further thought, I thought "I think thinking my way through this needs to be rethought."
So I rethought. "I think thinking my way through this needs to be rethought."

Navel-gazing: Retweeting for introverts!

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:05 am

uncre8d1 wrote:She promised to show me her best trick that night in the bedroom.

What a joke that was. She can't even guess the right card.

For the win! Congrats!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Nov 16, 2012 5:08 am

We'd tried automated presses for our foil but they couldn't hear any commands.
That's right, the swages of tin are deaf.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:27 am

Mob greed and organized crime killed the Hostess. Ding Dong, the icon is dead.
I gaze at my bread and pine for lost Wonder.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 10:21 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We'd tried automated presses for our foil but they couldn't hear any commands.
That's right, the swages of tin are deaf.

*groan*

...

*dies*

purplemur · Post by **purplemur** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:25 pm

Conventional introduction insufficient. Conformation lends confirmation. Cranial covering removed. Bow, smile.

purplemur · Post by **purplemur** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:32 pm

Subcutaneous bulges left him nauseous, but excited as wishes made appeared ready to be fulfilled. Flight would be his.

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:37 pm

Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:57 am

Welcome to the forums, purplemur!

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 1:58 am

PhineasQP wrote:Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.

Nice one.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:39 am

PhineasQP wrote:Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.

But I always dreamed that the girls were naked too. (Fortunately, I never encounter the lunch lady in such dreams.)

Althalas · Post by **Althalas** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:40 am

My oatmeal was looking at me funny. It had this snarky look in its.. oats. Somehow I knew it was yelling “Eat me, asshole!”

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:23 pm

Malevola's music didn't open a portal to Hell as they'd planned. Donny played a D#sus9 chord and they wound up in Jersey.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 3:20 pm

Say "MS" as either "Mess" or "Miss" based on context. So, it's "Mess Word" and "Mess Windows", but I don't "Miss Access".

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:42 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Say "MS" as either "Mess" or "Miss" based on context. So, it's "Mess Word" and "Mess Windows", but I don't "Miss Access".

Me neither. (I was a VFP developer.)

PhineasQP · Post by **PhineasQP** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:45 pm

In the mirror I see my lips dissolve, teeth and tongue liquifying painfully. Mental note: no more off-brand mouthwash.

The Drabblecast Forums

Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Mangled Metallurgy

But the first of many

Re: Mangled Metallurgy

Salutations to the General Assembly

Ignition is a go.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Tech Support Vocabulary, Lesson 13

Re: Tech Support Vocabulary, Lesson 13

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)