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...and it all becomes clear.
Incidentally, who the heck told the Renaissance painters that cherubim were little chubby hover-babies? If memory serves, cherubim were the ones stationed outside Eden to ensure that no one, ever, gets in. When I try to picture what those things might be like in person, I go a little pale. I picture something akin to Balrog-thulu, but more shinier.
Incidentally, who the heck told the Renaissance painters that cherubim were little chubby hover-babies? If memory serves, cherubim were the ones stationed outside Eden to ensure that no one, ever, gets in. When I try to picture what those things might be like in person, I go a little pale. I picture something akin to Balrog-thulu, but more shinier.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
And "chubby hover-babies" aren't scary?!
Plus, they are above you and they aren't wearing diapers!

Plus, they are above you and they aren't wearing diapers!
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ah-ha! Thank you!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I ran it by some strangers at a bar, and several got it. But the, let's call them, "Salvationly challenged" didn't always get the references. So, I guess I must 'splain it after all.JMiriah wrote:I like this. I've tried - and failed - to understand it.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:The walrus ate no fruit. Plus he & half the garden warned of the dangers. But, three bad apples ruined Eden for everybody.
But still, I like it.
The Snake, Adam, and Eve were not the only residents of Eden. But after one bad snack choice, the Big Guy™ took his ball and went home. everybody suffered, not just the perps.
While there may be some who would consider me salvation-challenged, it is not because of a lack of familiarity with the Christian bible.
It was the walrus that threw me. I was thinking Ringo, or a software company that makes apps for apple products. Then I was thinking the bad apples were political candidates.
I think my problem was too much thinking;-)
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Meh, I'm a dad. Poo holds no terror for me.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:And "chubby hover-babies" aren't scary?!![]()
Plus, they are above you and they aren't wearing diapers!
Though the situation you propose does make me wonder what they might be eating - a question with biological, theological, and possibly entomological ramifications.
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After further thought, I thought "I think thinking my way through this needs to be rethought."JMiriah wrote: ...
I think my problem was too much thinking;-)
So I rethought. "I think thinking my way through this needs to be rethought."
Navel-gazing: Retweeting for introverts!
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For the win! Congrats!uncre8d1 wrote:She promised to show me her best trick that night in the bedroom.
What a joke that was. She can't even guess the right card.
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Mangled Metallurgy
We'd tried automated presses for our foil but they couldn't hear any commands.
That's right, the swages of tin are deaf.
That's right, the swages of tin are deaf.
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But the first of many
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*groan*Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We'd tried automated presses for our foil but they couldn't hear any commands.
That's right, the swages of tin are deaf.
...
*dies*
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Salutations to the General Assembly
Conventional introduction insufficient. Conformation lends confirmation. Cranial covering removed. Bow, smile.
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Ignition is a go.
Subcutaneous bulges left him nauseous, but excited as wishes made appeared ready to be fulfilled. Flight would be his.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.
What the what?
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Welcome to the forums, purplemur!
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
PhineasQP wrote:Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
PhineasQP wrote:Thursday was a dream come true for Arthur. Unfortunately for him it was that one where you find yourself naked in school.

But I always dreamed that the girls were naked too. (Fortunately, I never encounter the lunch lady in such dreams.)
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
My oatmeal was looking at me funny. It had this snarky look in its.. oats. Somehow I knew it was yelling “Eat me, asshole!”
Real men swing for 2.
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Malevola's music didn't open a portal to Hell as they'd planned. Donny played a D#sus9 chord and they wound up in Jersey.
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Tech Support Vocabulary, Lesson 13
Say "MS" as either "Mess" or "Miss" based on context. So, it's "Mess Word" and "Mess Windows", but I don't "Miss Access".
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Me neither. (I was a VFP developer.)Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Say "MS" as either "Mess" or "Miss" based on context. So, it's "Mess Word" and "Mess Windows", but I don't "Miss Access".
"Never fuck with The Culture"
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
In the mirror I see my lips dissolve, teeth and tongue liquifying painfully. Mental note: no more off-brand mouthwash.
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