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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:09 pm
by PhineasQP
The sun had long since burned out and Earth was a silent, lifeless husk. "I guess I overslept," thought C'thulhu glumly.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:30 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!

Gruesome thoughts...

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:03 pm
by GreatNorthernTroll
A truck lurched across the gulley to the spot shown on the treasure map. The sniper drew a bead on the driver's head. BANG!

My God's better than yours!

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:58 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
There is NO LIFE on any other planet. We are unique. Surely We are made in God's glorious image. Feathered upon hatching!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:23 pm
by PureChance
GreatNorthernTroll wrote:Too many cats, not enough toys. The couch is in shreds, the carpet's destroyed. Clothing's abraded. I fear I'll be next!
This seems almost like a wee ditty. Every time I read it I want to insert and in the second sentence to keep the meter.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:24 pm
by PhineasQP
The hate-maddened dogs snapped and slavered behind him. He knew death was near. "Okay, okay, here's your squeaky toy!"

True Thanksgiving Story

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:43 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
My wife asked, "How's the meal, dear?"

I replied, "Masterful. I didn't taste that fatal dose of arsenic until just now."

Re: True Thanksgiving Story

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:50 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:My wife asked, "How's the meal, dear?"

I replied, "Masterful. I didn't taste that fatal dose of arsenic until just now."
You have to appreciate fine craftsmanship wherever you find it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:56 am
by PhineasQP
She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:20 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Hmm. If she gave him some money first, this would be a strong political metaphor.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:45 am
by JMiriah
Now that we're on the slippery slide to Winter Holiday music...

A shiver of anticipation ran down her spine. She waited for Frosty, old silk hat in one hand, snow cone syrup in the other.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:11 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
We commit mom to the nursing home.
Diapers to Diapers, mush to mush.
At $5000 per month, these really ARE "Golden" years.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 4:29 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:We commit mom to the nursing home.
Diapers to Diapers, mush to mush.
At $5000 per month, these really ARE "Golden" years.
The best is yet to be, my ass.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:04 pm
by UmbrageOfSnow
Perhaps a bit late, but it just came to me:

Gazing into deglazed drippings, I see romance, lawyers, Cousin Ashley pole dancing. No way am I hosting for Christmas.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:15 pm
by chemistryguy
PhineasQP wrote:She was weeping softly now.
"I never meant to hurt you," he said, stroking her hair.
"I meant to kill you."
And then he did.
That's just plain terrifying. I like-ee

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 3:46 pm
by tehmedus
I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:34 pm
by PhineasQP
tehmedus wrote:I know I am perfect to join the Time Agents. Attached to my resume, I have included my own obituary, from ninety years ago.
Very nice!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:49 pm
by purplemur
The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:57 pm
by PhineasQP
purplemur wrote:The famous televised dessert competition host leveled his gaze at Darlene, “Pack up your candy…and get the fudge out.”
:lol:

"Hack ooo"

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 7:09 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The Chicago machine's gone nation wide.
Liberals lied & liberty died.
Sheep scream for slaughter but the ax is for them.