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GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:29 am

I'm hearing of this Krampus dude a lot. He does things that Santa just does not! If it's true, I'm leaving candy in my shoe!

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:36 am

You better watch out. You better be spry. If Krampus gets you, you'll find out why. Krampus is gonna take you down to Hell!

Post by **normsherman** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:15 pm

Ha! That girl at the bar totally thinks that sci-fi and fantasy are the same genre. Good luck getting into my pants honey.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Dec 15, 2012 5:31 pm

normsherman wrote:Ha! That girl at the bar totally thinks that sci-fi and fantasy are the same genre. Good luck getting into my pants honey.

"Holly Carp"! A twabble from Norm! I think that's a first.

PS, Girls: I ain't so picky. You wanna call it magical or bionic, it's all good, pants-wise.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 8:29 am

Translation? She said you rolled a critical fail against your sword thrust skill and failed to connect for 2d +1 damage.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:46 am

Her kids all had road rash, as she "belted" them in their seats.
Ma Oshkosh drove a big rig and she was a bad mother trucker.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:22 am

Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the aliens' larval stage.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:22 pm

Hmmmm. Tinseltown.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:56 pm

JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.

Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 7:31 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Her kids all had road rash, as she "belted" them in their seats.
Ma Oshkosh drove a big rig and she was a bad mother trucker.

This had me thinking of the Discovery Kids show "Bigfoot Presents: Meteor and the Mighty Monster Trucks", and Drabblecast B-Sides' "Exploring" by Bryce Albertson ^_^

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:08 pm

JMiriah wrote:
JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.
Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.

You know you can "ninja edit" your post to correct such things.

JMiriah · Post by **JMiriah** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 8:47 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
JMiriah wrote:
JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.
Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.
You know you can "ninja edit" your post to correct such things.

I did NOT know that! But I do now, and that worked. Thanks!
(Now pondering the many other things I don't know...)

HR_Duff_n_Stuff · Post by **HR_Duff_n_Stuff** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:16 pm

Something stuck in my head when I had to listen to the United cabin spiel four times in 24 hours.

Airline Safety

Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.

In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:24 pm

HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote: Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.

In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

Charming sentiment, but it is not a proper twabble length!

You can check with this tool.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:40 pm

JMiriah wrote:
JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.
Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.

Don't beat yerself up over Aliens vs Alien's... Either one works. It just makes it plural vs singular.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:44 pm

HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:Something stuck in my head when I had to listen to the United cabin spiel four times in 24 hours.

Airline Safety

Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.

In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

Nice one.

Fix the length and it could be a winner!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:03 pm

Once upon a time clocks rang, truly rang, and you got up.
Then Satan made the snooze alarm & thousands more are late daily.

HR_Duff_n_Stuff · Post by **HR_Duff_n_Stuff** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:46 am

OOPS, I see now from my home copy I'd been watching the total characters, rather than the payload characters. Lets try that again, same idea, slightly more non-spaces.

Airline Safety

The cabin attendant said that Infant Buoyancy Devices Were Available.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

ROU Killing Time · Post by **ROU Killing Time** » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:37 pm

HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote: OOPS, I see now from my home copy I'd been watching the total characters, rather than the payload characters. Lets try that again, same idea, slightly more non-spaces.

Airline Safety

The cabin attendant said that Infant Buoyancy Devices Were Available.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

All polished and shiny. (and sick ya sicko)

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:51 am

Our house full of bored kids & drunken uncles, tinsel on their chins.
Santa, please tell me it's not Christmas yet again!

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