Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Krampus at Christmas
I'm hearing of this Krampus dude a lot. He does things that Santa just does not! If it's true, I'm leaving candy in my shoe!
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You better watch out. You better be spry. If Krampus gets you, you'll find out why. Krampus is gonna take you down to Hell!
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Ha! That girl at the bar totally thinks that sci-fi and fantasy are the same genre. Good luck getting into my pants honey.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Holly Carp"! A twabble from Norm! I think that's a first.normsherman wrote:Ha! That girl at the bar totally thinks that sci-fi and fantasy are the same genre. Good luck getting into my pants honey.
PS, Girls: I ain't so picky. You wanna call it magical or bionic, it's all good, pants-wise.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Translation? She said you rolled a critical fail against your sword thrust skill and failed to connect for 2d +1 damage.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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But she could jerk a stick
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the aliens' larval stage.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Hmmmm. Tinseltown.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
Re: But she could jerk a stick
This had me thinking of the Discovery Kids show "Bigfoot Presents: Meteor and the Mighty Monster Trucks", and Drabblecast B-Sides' "Exploring" by Bryce Albertson ^_^Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Her kids all had road rash, as she "belted" them in their seats.
Ma Oshkosh drove a big rig and she was a bad mother trucker.
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You know you can "ninja edit" your post to correct such things.JMiriah wrote:Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I did NOT know that! But I do now, and that worked. Thanks!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You know you can "ninja edit" your post to correct such things.JMiriah wrote:Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.
(Now pondering the many other things I don't know...)
“It’s what you do with it that counts.” But, one look at his twabble convinced her. A double entendre’s size does matter.
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Something stuck in my head when I had to listen to the United cabin spiel four times in 24 hours.
Airline Safety
Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.
Airline Safety
Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.
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Charming sentiment, but it is not a proper twabble length!HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote: Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.
You can check with this tool.
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It's cool.
Don't beat yerself up over Aliens vs Alien's... Either one works. It just makes it plural vs singular.JMiriah wrote:Should have been aliens', not alien's. I should know better than to post after midnight. Argh.JMiriah wrote:Spread by a Christmas tree vector, temps above 65°F triggered hatching; 98.6°F was ideal for the alien's larval stage.
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Nice one.HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:Something stuck in my head when I had to listen to the United cabin spiel four times in 24 hours.
Airline Safety
Infant Buoyancy Devices Available, the crew said.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Once upon a time clocks rang, truly rang, and you got up.
Then Satan made the snooze alarm & thousands more are late daily.
Then Satan made the snooze alarm & thousands more are late daily.
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Airline Safety
The cabin attendant said that Infant Buoyancy Devices Were Available.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
All polished and shiny. (and sick ya sicko)HR_Duff_n_Stuff wrote:OOPS, I see now from my home copy I'd been watching the total characters, rather than the payload characters. Lets try that again, same idea, slightly more non-spaces.
Airline Safety
The cabin attendant said that Infant Buoyancy Devices Were Available.
In the water, four babies kept me nicely afloat.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Our house full of bored kids & drunken uncles, tinsel on their chins.
Santa, please tell me it's not Christmas yet again!
Santa, please tell me it's not Christmas yet again!