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Re: (Im)perfect beings

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2012 3:10 am
by ROU Killing Time
ryuyosei wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ryuyosei wrote:“A fate worse than death - Earth.”
Buried alive, eh?

Welcome aboard, ryuyosei!
I had more thought aliens sent to Earth because there was no place for them in their own gene pool. Buried alive is an interesting interpretation and I shall think on this one. (I think Valentine Michael Smith's speech patterns may be wearing off on me!)

And thank you! :)
sometime between "have spacesuit will travel" and "stranger in a strange land" someone invited RH to a real swinging party, methinks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:06 am
by emily
I woke up this morning wrapped in my true love's arms. It would have been better if they'd still been attached to his body.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:23 am
by tbaker2500
Nice!! :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 4:51 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nah. The VA is just using substandard prosthetics these days.
Also, I demand credit for not going the "stump porn" route. (Where's that darn "Halo" smiley?)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:30 pm
by emily
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Also, I demand credit for not going the "stump porn" route. (Where's that darn "Halo" smiley?)
Thanks for that. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:55 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
emily wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Also, I demand credit for not going the "stump porn" route. (Where's that darn "Halo" smiley?)
Thanks for that. :)
My pleasure. :) ... Or... Er... :oops:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 2:25 pm
by strawman
Witness protection program? Yeah, right. I live in constant terror. Having a sociopathic siamese twin totally sucks.

OR

Life is an intractable problem with Simon. His siamese twin is a homicidal maniac, and Simon's always the only witness.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2013 10:58 am
by Tesseract
What do you do when you're being followed by a vampire? Bathe in ketchup, we tend to like our meals with a bit of seasoning.

Twisting hatred, those he tortured and left aware. You never know what you'll find when staring in to eyes of Fozzy bear.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:28 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
He told me to live life like it was my last day.
So I spent it in bed, with tubes and wires everywhere, zoned out on morphine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:14 pm
by Tesseract
I'd had it, after years of mastering physics I finally had the answer to every question. That's when I decided to wake up.

I just had a strange run in with a ghost girl in one of my dreams where she reviled some deep understanding of poetry. Unfortunately I'd left my notepad in my other reality. Every damn time.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:46 pm
by strawman
Tesseract wrote: she reviled some deep understanding of poetry.
More Poetry deserves of to be reviled.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:56 pm
by Tesseract
strawman wrote:
Tesseract wrote: she reviled some deep understanding of poetry.
More Poetry deserves of to be reviled.
"revealed"
Never trust Spell Check. It's a monster that breeds passivity. Go to google, it's a much more reliable monster.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:57 pm
by strawman
Tesseract wrote: "revealed"
Never trust Spell Check. It's a monster that breeds passivity. Go to google, it's a much more reliable monster.
Google is more reliable, but the strawman spellchecker comes with a lemony philosophical twist, and isn't trying to take over the world. :D

...Okay, so maybe that isn't entirely true, but I am nicer than Google.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 2:06 am
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:Google is more reliable, but the strawman spellchecker comes with a lemony philosophical twist, and isn't trying to take over the world. :D

...Okay, so maybe that isn't entirely true, but I am nicer than Google.
NOT true, it's more lime than lemon!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:23 pm
by Astroguyz
“I told you the gravitational constant is the same here” She said collapsing the blue-green planet into a singularity.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:41 pm
by strawman
Astroguyz wrote:“I told you the gravitational constant is the same here” She said collapsing the blue-green planet into a singularity.
Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:16 pm
by JMiriah
strawman wrote:
Astroguyz wrote:“I told you the gravitational constant is the same here” She said collapsing the blue-green planet into a singularity.
Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!
If Strawman's spellchecker is lemon flavored, what flavor is his grammar checker, I wonder?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:45 pm
by Tesseract
JMiriah wrote:
strawman wrote: Flagged for two absent commas.

No big deal? Consider:

Let's eat, grandpa! or
Let's eat grandpa!
If Strawman's spellchecker is lemon flavored, what flavor is his grammar checker, I wonder?
Fruity tooty, with a hint of mint.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:43 pm
by strawman
Nope. Definitely gerund-flavored.

ROU knows.

Drabbleland once was ruled by a grand wizard named Mr. Tweedy. And in it, ROU went about gamboling and skipping merrily, smiting this and smoking that, and generally hogging the forum in a notorious fashion. Then he had a grim encounter, and was turned into a handsome princeling. But ROU's true love was banished from Drabbleland, breaking his heart and spilling his spirit over everything, from Story Discussion to Bbardles.

ROU set off on a quest through the wide, wide internet to find his true love, running headlong into the Sirens of the Nigerian Scam Spam Scylla Chlamydia. After many adventures, over ten long years, he found his way home to his beloveding Penelope.

The moral of this is, "DON'T EAT GRANDPA!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:34 pm
by JMiriah
Hahaha! Thank you for the great laugh, Strawman.

Ah, gerunds, with their wicked “ing” suffix, transforming perfectly good verbs into nouns. I never thought of eating them.

Gamboling, skipping, smiting, smoking, hogging, breaking, spilling, (beloveding?) Huh... tasty.