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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:07 pm
by ROU Killing Time
It's all true. (Grandpa was very stringy.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:17 am
by shig23
Maiden voyage. Here goes nothing...

I won't kill you. I promise you, I won't. No, death will only come as a side effect of what I actually am going to do with you.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:46 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Uh, I'm hoping it's snoosnoo? ... Maiden voyage...

Anywho, welcome aboard, shig23!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 3:04 pm
by strawman
Pay Fry no mind.
Good twabble.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 3:06 am
by Tesseract
shig23 wrote:Maiden voyage. Here goes nothing...

I won't kill you. I promise you, I won't. No, death will only come as a side effect of what I actually am going to do with you.
Watch out for Lettuce, they tend to rip boats up.

Today, I tried to brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. To tell the truth it was delicious, he tasted a bit like roasted pig.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:08 am
by Snickelsox
If the music stopped, his life would end. It was easy at first but it was becoming more difficult to find tape players now.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2013 3:27 pm
by mrund
Some classic horror stories don't have much in the way of plot.
Bro & sis are sick and cohabit. She gets buried prematurely, claws out but dies. Bro dies too of fright, house falls down.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:53 am
by Snickelsox
I stalk the college grounds in a Storm Trooper outfit. When the cops drag me away, I shout at them. "I'm the DORM TROOPER!"

Fun Fact: I love puns.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Ah, the "Freshman Menace". Too bad that outfit didn't Fett well. And since you were in the dorms looking for a Leia, let me introduce you to the "Dank side".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:02 pm
by Tesseract
"Always let the Roiding football player win" Said Hansel,"Artists aren't known for tearing off limbs when they lose."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:36 am
by Snickelsox
I killed myself hours ago, but somehow here I am, still enduring life. How far away from the ground is Cloud City anyway?!

Less Punny, more funny? Nope.

Loved the puns Algernon.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:17 pm
by PhineasQP
I was always too afraid to commit patricide.
Years passed, and I began turning into my dad.
I then happily killed myself.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:52 pm
by strawman
PhineasQP wrote: I then happily killed myself.
Past tense? From the afterlife? Mightn't this work better as plotting to murder himself?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:08 pm
by PhineasQP
I dunno, I liked the idea of narration coming from a dead guy. Kind of an American Beauty sort of thing. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:21 pm
by Thebizarrestranger
Then she walked into the room. I was struck dumbfounded by her pulchritude. Too bad I'd have to kill her, but a job is a job.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:10 pm
by tbaker2500
Ok, I had to look that one up.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 5:26 am
by JMiriah
Cleaned the spattered blood and thought I got away with it. But earrings and accusations lay hidden between the sheets.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:16 am
by JMiriah
I’ll try the fricative and labial consonants again when I'm done masticating. But I still don't understand the clitic.

(An amusing part of learning another language is the words used to describe pronunciation.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:21 am
by Tesseract
Scandalous!

Talking while chewing is a travisty!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:13 pm
by Snickelsox
"Beauty is in the eye of The Beholder" my mother used to say to me. Well, I have his eye now, and it is still pretty ugly to me.