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True "Chum"-ing

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:18 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day.
Teach him to fish, and the fish will soon be extinct.
The lesson? Cut a man up for bait.

That's why they call it poly-Tics

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:23 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
She said, "If you have to murder the language to make your point..."

"HAVE to?!" I smirked and went to face the reporters.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:24 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Snickelsox wrote:"Beauty is in the eye of The Beholder" my mother used to say to me. Well, I have his eye now, and it is still pretty ugly to me.
You're not beholding it right!

Kid Game, Grown Up

Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:26 pm
by kennebel
RedLightGreenLightRedLightGreenLight. Eventually they'll break down the control room door, until then redgreen.



(this was inspired while sitting at a stop light that wouldn't change...)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:25 am
by tbaker2500
Hee hee..

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 3:17 pm
by Astroguyz
Now this last can she'd found was truly odd. She read the faded contents closely; “Instant universe: just add entropy.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:17 pm
by PhineasQP
Terry believed that no one would ever truly love her. But when the cannibals had finished, they all agreed that they had.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:27 pm
by tbaker2500
:D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:41 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Astroguyz wrote:Now this last can she'd found was truly odd. She read the faded contents closely; “Instant universe: just add entropy.”
I like it, but she could be opening a can of worm(hole)s.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:28 pm
by PhineasQP
"You always hurt the one you love" says the old adage.
It took hours and hours to demonstrate how much he really loved her.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 2:26 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
PhineasQP wrote:"You always hurt the one you love"...
Hmmm. Your last 5 twabbles have all involved hurt, or death, or "disorientation", of a loved one or family member.

Time to call out the weaponized MFCC?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 9:44 pm
by PhineasQP
You may have a point there. :oops:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:05 pm
by PhineasQP
Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 2:15 am
by tbaker2500
PhineasQP wrote:Hunger and hate had finally been eradicated. Mankind's future was finally bright and sunny!

And then the world blew up.
I'd just like to point out, that the wold includes loved ones and/or family members.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:25 am
by PhineasQP
Yeah, I figured why not go all the way with it this time.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 11:18 am
by strawman
I would like to thank PhineasQP for pointing out that there is an alternative resolution to the suicide's dilemma, "Goodbye, cruel world".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:46 pm
by tbaker2500
strawman wrote:I would like to thank PhineasQP for pointing out that there is an alternative resolution to the suicide's dilemma, "Goodbye, cruel world".
:D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 2:09 am
by HR_Duff_n_Stuff
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:40 am
by tehmedus
He flew over the city looking for crimes. He had done it many times. Fighting for truth, justice and spitting out rhymes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 2:19 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tehmedus wrote:He flew over the city looking for crimes. He had done it many times. Fighting for truth, justice and spitting out rhymes.
Better a rapper than a flying crapper.

He lost his youth
fighting for truth
and never a damsel got.
With his underwear on the outside
only gay men thought him "Hot".