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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:14 am
by tobadzistsini
Oh pooh.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:09 am
by candle_swan
"I could just eat you up!" I croon at the newborn in my arms. When its mother leaves the room I grin, and start with its toes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:19 am
by candle_swan
"There were ten in the bed" ended quickly once the stuffed zebra pulled out a knife. "Roll over," he growled menacingly.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 6:55 am
by ROU Killing Time
candle_swan wrote:"I could just eat you up!" I croon at the newborn in my arms. When its mother leaves the room I grin, and start with its toes.
What did she expect when she hired Fat Bastard as a nanny.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:29 am
by k m raney
Off the walls back to my ears echoed my screams. They could not mask flesh tearing, teeth gnashing, and groans of hunger.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:59 pm
by strawman
Sentence structure is Germanic, as the horse over the fence some hay you threw. :) But there are many ways to get to twisted screams. Welcome aboard.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 8:10 pm
by k m raney
My screams echoed off the walls back to my ears. same number of characters but I liked the disjointed structure I originally used due to the nature of the event... trying to evoke a strangeness. Regsrdless thank you for the welcome :D

I swear

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 2:43 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
His left hand on a bible, he raised his right hand, palm out. He wasn't making an oath. He was signaling "Talk to the hand".

Re: I swear

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 4:50 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:His left hand on a bible, he raised his right hand, palm out. He wasn't making an oath. He was signaling "Talk to the hand".
Always thought it a bit odd that so many oaths are sworn on a book that tells you not to swear oaths.

Matthew 5:34–39

34 But I say to you, Do not take an oath at all, either by heaven, for it is the throne of God, 35 or by the earth, for it is his footstool, or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great King. 36 And do not take an oath by your head, for you cannot make one hair white or black. 37 Let what you say be simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything more than this comes from evil.7

Re: I swear

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 5:20 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The bible says a lot more than that about oaths. Shame on you for cherry picking!

Anyway, the bible says a lot of confusing or seemingly contradictory things, from the perspective of the unwashed.

Don't worry about it; I'll tell you how to interpret God's word and will. :twisted:

Re: I swear

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 12:54 pm
by Varda
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Anyway, the bible says a lot of confusing or seemingly contradictory things, from the perspective of the unwashed.
I'm with ya. It always cracks me up when folks are surprised that a collection of books whose title literally means "A collection of books" contains authors who don't 100% agree with one another within its pages. And I fall within the ranks of the faithful, even.

Closing Sleeping Beauty, Sandra realized the truth: for every chick in an endless sleep, you'll also get an insomniac.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 1:58 am
by strawman
Jehovah formed clay into 100 golems and told them what to write, and then made a whole world full of believers, each just different enough that they didn't quite agree on what Jehovah was trying to say.

This was, I believe, Jesus' third Christmas present.

Then Jehovah told Jesus, "Oh my, I wonder who might go and straighten out that mess?"

And Jesus said, "I will!" (This was after Jesus had gone through his sullen teen years.)

But the believers were tougher than Jesus had expected, and they done him in.
Then Jesus came back, but kept right on going.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 10:59 am
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:Jehovah formed clay into 100 golems and told them what to write, and then made a whole world full of believers, each just different enough that they didn't quite agree on what Jehovah was trying to say.

This was, I believe, Jesus' third Christmas present.

Then Jehovah told Jesus, "Oh my, I wonder who might go and straighten out that mess?"

And Jesus said, "I will!" (This was after Jesus had gone through his sullen teen years.)

But the believers were tougher than Jesus had expected, and they done him in.
Then Jesus came back, but kept right on going.
I wonder if he sometimes worries that he may have bitten off more than he can chew?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 12:09 pm
by strawman
ROU Killing Time wrote: I wonder if he sometimes worries that he may have bitten off more than he can chew?
Jehovah neither bites nor chews, except for black holes.

I think the problem is always the same: The universe is a marvelous thing, but the instructions that came with it were in Chinese, translated by people who hadn't built the dang bicycle.

And that Free Will thing? Let's just say the jury's still out.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:35 pm
by polly_gnome
It's not right, putting orphans in chocolate, just so we can feel good. Join the fight to end orphans in chocolate today!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:01 am
by strawman
Sounds like a campaign we can get behind. Good one, polly gnome!

Ginger Who

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:41 am
by lyda
What's this? Is it my hair? So much of it. I've finally regenerated as a ginger! Wait. Why is a woman speaking my thoughts?

(sadly not this time, but hopefully someday)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:04 am
by Varda
Site asked for my address to get a free download. What's the worst they could do? Ask the Rocky Horror flash mob on my lawn.

Roses in December

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:35 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I see the world in 35mm slices where black is white and left is right.
It's not negative; my memory is truly photographic.

Curiosity

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:53 pm
by TheBigBadG
I came to missing a hand but feeling no pain. My machine had failed me. I didn't know why, but I had to push the button again.