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Pies bubbled in the oven; a spiced apple aroma suffused through the home. A delicious dessert after consuming grandma.
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What wine goes best with grandma?
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Aged viands can be tricky.
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'Ca- what? How do you say that?'
'Cthulu! Unnameable horror-'
'Unnameable, eh? We'll see. Step out of the vehicle sir.'
'Cthulu! Unnameable horror-'
'Unnameable, eh? We'll see. Step out of the vehicle sir.'
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Gran-ache?strawman wrote:What wine goes best with grandma?
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It started when my ring fell down the sink. Squelching up the aisle to my septic groom, I wonder what the middle bits were.
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Yeah, we're all like that before we get our coffee and slather on the makeup.kentblue82 wrote:I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.
Welcome aboard, kentblue82!
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Slowly. Quietly. I creep down the tube. I sense the open air. My eight legs leave the vacuum cleaner; I run. Now. Revenge.
(this is tonight's nightmare)
(this is tonight's nightmare)
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Nice ones! 

You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
The Dribblecast, we don't care if you sound like an idiot.
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In the sewer the faithful read the fecal edict from on high. The Pope had sat upon the Porcelain Throne of St. Peter again.
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My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.
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Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.
(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)
(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)
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I Have a Dream (50th Anniversary) by some cat named Martin.lyda wrote:Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.
(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)
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The original manuscript of the Great American Novel was submitted as "Moby and Richard"?
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I think Baggins would have to be the football!Listener wrote:My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.
By the way, who's Cuthalion? I'm afraid I have to turn in my Tolkien card (and my Tolkien handle) over that one.

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Tim's muffled screams ended. They cheered. Class 3-A would survive another year. The Locker Ness Monster had been fed.
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"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
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Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker".
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