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lyda · Post by **lyda** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:31 am

Pies bubbled in the oven; a spiced apple aroma suffused through the home. A delicious dessert after consuming grandma.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:50 pm

What wine goes best with grandma?
Aged viands can be tricky.

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:48 pm

'Ca- what? How do you say that?'
'Cthulu! Unnameable horror-'
'Unnameable, eh? We'll see. Step out of the vehicle sir.'

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:50 pm

strawman wrote:What wine goes best with grandma?

Gran-ache?

MonsieurMoustache · Post by **MonsieurMoustache** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:15 pm

It started when my ring fell down the sink. Squelching up the aisle to my septic groom, I wonder what the middle bits were.

kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:46 pm

I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:51 pm

kentblue82 wrote:I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.

Yeah, we're all like that before we get our coffee and slather on the makeup.

Welcome aboard, kentblue82!

lyda · Post by **lyda** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:02 am

Slowly. Quietly. I creep down the tube. I sense the open air. My eight legs leave the vacuum cleaner; I run. Now. Revenge.

(this is tonight's nightmare)

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:02 am

Nice ones!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:17 pm

In the sewer the faithful read the fecal edict from on high. The Pope had sat upon the Porcelain Throne of St. Peter again.

Listener · Post by **Listener** » Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:45 pm

My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.

lyda · Post by **lyda** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:36 am

Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.

(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:03 pm

lyda wrote:Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.

(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)

I Have a Dream (50th Anniversary) by some cat named Martin.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:36 am

Bob cried as the alien probed him. Cousin Moby heard the cries and came to assist. Moby broke open the ship, Bob swam free.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:35 pm

The original manuscript of the Great American Novel was submitted as "Moby and Richard"?

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:07 pm

Listener wrote:My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.

I think Baggins would have to be the football!

By the way, who's Cuthalion? I'm afraid I have to turn in my Tolkien card (and my Tolkien handle) over that one.

MonsieurMoustache · Post by **MonsieurMoustache** » Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:22 pm

Tim's muffled screams ended. They cheered. Class 3-A would survive another year. The Locker Ness Monster had been fed.

MonsieurMoustache · Post by **MonsieurMoustache** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:22 am

"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 am

MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.

Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.
You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker".

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:01 pm

I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.

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