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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 11:31 am
by lyda
Pies bubbled in the oven; a spiced apple aroma suffused through the home. A delicious dessert after consuming grandma.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 12:50 pm
by strawman
What wine goes best with grandma?
Aged viands can be tricky.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:48 pm
by TheBigBadG
'Ca- what? How do you say that?'
'Cthulu! Unnameable horror-'
'Unnameable, eh? We'll see. Step out of the vehicle sir.'

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 5:50 pm
by TheBigBadG
strawman wrote:What wine goes best with grandma?
Gran-ache?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:15 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
It started when my ring fell down the sink. Squelching up the aisle to my septic groom, I wonder what the middle bits were.

So that's what I look like.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:46 pm
by kentblue82
I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.

Re: So that's what I look like.

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2013 10:51 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
kentblue82 wrote:I never believed there was a monster under the bed. Then, one night, I crawled out and caught my reflection in the mirror.
Yeah, we're all like that before we get our coffee and slather on the makeup.

Welcome aboard, kentblue82!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 12:02 am
by lyda
Slowly. Quietly. I creep down the tube. I sense the open air. My eight legs leave the vacuum cleaner; I run. Now. Revenge.

(this is tonight's nightmare)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2013 2:02 am
by tbaker2500
Nice ones! :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:17 pm
by Varda
In the sewer the faithful read the fecal edict from on high. The Pope had sat upon the Porcelain Throne of St. Peter again.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:45 pm
by Listener
My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 8:36 am
by lyda
Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.

(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2013 12:03 pm
by strawman
lyda wrote:Every morning the birds wrestled on the eaves, chirping and flapping in their frenzy. On a fence, the cat watched. Soon.

(in reality, I'm the cat. And I'm in my bed. And I'm not watching, I'm being woken up. WTF are they doing up there????)
I Have a Dream (50th Anniversary) by some cat named Martin.

It Messed With the Wrong Bob!

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 6:36 am
by GreatNorthernTroll
Bob cried as the alien probed him. Cousin Moby heard the cries and came to assist. Moby broke open the ship, Bob swam free.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:35 pm
by strawman
The original manuscript of the Great American Novel was submitted as "Moby and Richard"?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 1:07 pm
by Varda
Listener wrote:My 2013 fantasy team: QB-Aragorn; RB-F.Baggins, Gamgee; WR-Greenleaf, Cuthalion; TE-Gimli. Name: The Fellowship.
I think Baggins would have to be the football!

By the way, who's Cuthalion? I'm afraid I have to turn in my Tolkien card (and my Tolkien handle) over that one. :(

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2013 7:22 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
Tim's muffled screams ended. They cheered. Class 3-A would survive another year. The Locker Ness Monster had been fed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:22 am
by MonsieurMoustache
"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.
You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker".

Geometry Gag

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:01 pm
by Bejami
I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.