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MonsieurMoustache · Post by **MonsieurMoustache** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 6:07 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.
You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker".

I didn't know we could title twabbles. Henceforth it is known as Heart Breaker. I can't think of anything better.

GeekOut · Post by **GeekOut** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:16 pm

By night I am a superhero, Crime Righter. By day a mild mannered True Crime author. Really, is anyone fooled by the W mask?

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:31 pm

The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:35 pm

The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:22 pm

They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:30 pm

Don't you mean "Woe,man"?

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:34 pm

I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:36 pm

Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.

Welcome, Bejami!
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:38 pm

Flintknapper wrote:The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.

Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."

Flintknapper wrote:The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"

You off on one of them vision quest thingies?

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:56 pm

Hot dogs! I love them a bunch!
Hot dogs! I eat them for lunch!
Hot dogs! Delicious and sweet!
Hot dogs! The puppies you eat!

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:57 pm

strawman wrote:
Flintknapper wrote:The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Flintknapper wrote:The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
You off on one of them vision quest thingies?

lol I am done for now. I had some free time so thought I would submit the weird crap that pops into my brain.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:21 pm

strawman wrote:
Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
Welcome, Bejami!
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?

I was thinking of the tessellations that are a single image repeated over and over instead of two nesting images, so that the cell sort of wrapped around. If you reached through the front, you would project through the back, etc.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:02 pm

Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."

Hey now. I resemble that remark!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Thu Aug 29, 2013 11:19 pm

Bejami wrote:
strawman wrote:
Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
Welcome, Bejami!
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?

I was thinking of the tessellations that are a single image repeated over and over instead of two nesting images, so that the cell sort of wrapped around. If you reached through the front, you would project through the back, etc.

I got it the first time.

Nice drabble, Bejami, and welcome to the neighborhood!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:04 am

Flintknapper wrote:I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.

That's just what the goblins want you to think, of coarse curse course.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:06 am

Mary's hot water heater broke. Now it only heats *already* hot water. She was so steamed, she quit showers, cold turkey.

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:33 am

Varda wrote:
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Hey now. I resemble that remark!

You sure your not the elf lord?

lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:07 pm

Flintknapper wrote: You sure your not the elf lord?

lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.

Pshaw, water under the bridge, my friend! Them elf lords can really get to you sometimes.

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:07 pm

I aimed the missile and pushed fire. It rocketed up towards the moon and exploded with a bang. Cheese rained from the sky.

Flintknapper · Post by **Flintknapper** » Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:09 pm

I entered the aviary and exclaimed. “I am here for the boobies!” The zoo keeper pointed out the hot blonde in a bikini top.

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