I didn't know we could title twabbles. Henceforth it is known as Heart Breaker. I can't think of anything better.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Thus we now know why "infarction" and "infraction" are so similar.MonsieurMoustache wrote:"But I can't be dead!" I said. Death wrote RESISTING CARDIAC ARREST by my name. "Do you want 25 to Eternity?" she snapped.
You shoulda titled this one: "Heart Breaker".
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By night I am a superhero, Crime Righter. By day a mild mannered True Crime author. Really, is anyone fooled by the W mask?
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The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
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The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.
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They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Don't you mean "Woe,man"?
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.
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Welcome, Bejami!Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?
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Flintknapper wrote:The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.
Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
You off on one of them vision quest thingies?Flintknapper wrote:The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Hot dogs! I love them a bunch!
Hot dogs! I eat them for lunch!
Hot dogs! Delicious and sweet!
Hot dogs! The puppies you eat!
Hot dogs! I eat them for lunch!
Hot dogs! Delicious and sweet!
Hot dogs! The puppies you eat!
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lol I am done for now. I had some free time so thought I would submit the weird crap that pops into my brain.strawman wrote:Flintknapper wrote:The clown laughed, uncontrollably. The baby cried, uncontrollably. I punched both in their face. Then, they stopped.Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."You off on one of them vision quest thingies?Flintknapper wrote:The girl's corpse lay on the table. With my hands, I tore off flesh and shoved it into my mouth. Mom screamed! "Use a fork!"
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strawman wrote:Welcome, Bejami!Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?
I was thinking of the tessellations that are a single image repeated over and over instead of two nesting images, so that the cell sort of wrapped around. If you reached through the front, you would project through the back, etc.
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Hey now. I resemble that remark!Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."

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I got it the first time.Bejami wrote:strawman wrote:Welcome, Bejami!Bejami wrote:I had wondered what the jailer meant by tessellation cell until I reached forward and grasped my own throat from behind.
I have opened the door so you can explain: Tesselation is interesting, but how does it enable me to sneak up on myself?
I was thinking of the tessellations that are a single image repeated over and over instead of two nesting images, so that the cell sort of wrapped around. If you reached through the front, you would project through the back, etc.

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That's just what the goblins want you to think, of coarse curse course.Flintknapper wrote:I used to use drugs. Then the elf lord appeared and chose me to rid the world of the goblin menace. Maybe, I still use drugs.
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Cold comfort
Mary's hot water heater broke. Now it only heats *already* hot water. She was so steamed, she quit showers, cold turkey.
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You sure your not the elf lord?Varda wrote:Hey now. I resemble that remark!Flintknapper wrote:They said it was evil. It alone was the cause of men's misfortune, anguish, and financial ruin. They called it, "Woman."
lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.
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Pshaw, water under the bridge, my friend! Them elf lords can really get to you sometimes.Flintknapper wrote: You sure your not the elf lord?
lol. Sorry, I was in a mood today.

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I aimed the missile and pushed fire. It rocketed up towards the moon and exploded with a bang. Cheese rained from the sky.
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I entered the aviary and exclaimed. “I am here for the boobies!” The zoo keeper pointed out the hot blonde in a bikini top.