Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.
Boy meets girl.
Boy looses girl.
Boy gets girl back...
...one piece at a time.
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Boy looses girl.
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...one piece at a time.
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nevermore_66 wrote:"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.
That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?
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Not at first. But it kept happening. So I gave in to it.Bejami wrote:That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?
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Boy gets girl back...
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Strangeness in the Proportion
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Funny how at the end of every Lovecraft novel I always find myself at the local Italian Emporium with a plate of calamari.
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HA!! Very nice.Lone Mopper wrote:Funny how at the end of every Lovecraft novel I always find myself at the local Italian Emporium with a plate of calamari.

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'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.
Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.
Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.
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This one's good enough to suggest you rework it to get rid of "thinking Curse". It needs to be "cursing the day she..." maybe come up with a name with 4 more letters than Tom. Thorina, or something.TheBigBadG wrote:'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.
Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.
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Is it worth it?
Upon becoming sentient, the internet deleted all of the porn. No longer distracted and hands freed, humanity thrived.
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Dear, Lord!kentblue82 wrote:Upon becoming sentient, the internet deleted all of the porn...
The singularity must be stopped at all costs!
However, given that the porn industry has, uh, ramrodded all media/storage/AV improvements since at least the 1960's...
It's more likely that the internet will find ways to incorporate porn into all tasks -- making us simultaneously more: efficient, short-term-satisfied, and dehydrated.

Procreation could be stopped and the pesky meatbag problem is happily solved in a generation or two.
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Thank you.strawman wrote:This one's good enough to suggest you rework it to get rid of "thinking Curse". It needs to be "cursing the day she..." maybe come up with a name with 4 more letters than Tom. Thorina, or something.

'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.
Val sighed, slamming the door hard, cursing the day she married Heimdal Halla.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Excellent!
Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.

Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.
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Glad it's an improvement.
God bless Wikipedia, eh?strawman wrote:Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.
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Seconding the love for "Heimdal Halla"!
Great job, oh mighty G-Man!

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Ok, now I have this weird image of Gwen Stefani in pigtails going 'V-I-K-I-N-G-S, this *ahem* is bananas, I ain't no Valhalla girl.' Damn you Stefani...
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My friends usually get annoyed that I can control the weather. But they all like it when we go to the club and I make it rain.
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"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.
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Nice debut. Now it's time for some "Global warming", eh? *wink wink, nudge nudge*gstrong2 wrote:My friends usually get annoyed that I can control the weather. But they all like it when we go to the club and I make it rain.

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Classic. Reminds me of that old Mark Twain short where people's true prayers were answered.Bejami wrote:"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.
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One for Varda:
The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.
The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.
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AHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!TheBigBadG wrote:One for Varda:
The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.
Okay, you made me do this:
Concrete chunks broke in time to the hammers. Proud foremen dabbed their eyes with hankies. The Spalling Bee had begun.
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