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nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:56 am

"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:19 am

nevermore_66 wrote:"YOLO!" he said. So I chopped off his head. "YOLO?" I said to the dead. And I whistled and sat there till sunrise to be sure.

That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?

nevermore_66 · Post by **nevermore_66** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:23 am

Bejami wrote:That's fun, was the rhyming intentional?

Not at first. But it kept happening. So I gave in to it.

Lone Mopper · Post by **Lone Mopper** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 4:11 pm

Funny how at the end of every Lovecraft novel I always find myself at the local Italian Emporium with a plate of calamari.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 6:07 pm

Lone Mopper wrote:Funny how at the end of every Lovecraft novel I always find myself at the local Italian Emporium with a plate of calamari.

HA!! Very nice.

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 7:33 pm

'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.

Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Sep 09, 2013 8:16 pm

TheBigBadG wrote:'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.

Val sighed, slamming the door hard, thinking Curse the day I married Tom Halla.

This one's good enough to suggest you rework it to get rid of "thinking Curse". It needs to be "cursing the day she..." maybe come up with a name with 4 more letters than Tom. Thorina, or something.

kentblue82 · Post by **kentblue82** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:29 am

Upon becoming sentient, the internet deleted all of the porn. No longer distracted and hands freed, humanity thrived.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:42 am

kentblue82 wrote:Upon becoming sentient, the internet deleted all of the porn...

Dear, Lord!
The singularity must be stopped at all costs!

However, given that the porn industry has, uh, ramrodded all media/storage/AV improvements since at least the 1960's...

It's more likely that the internet will find ways to incorporate porn into all tasks -- making us simultaneously more: efficient, short-term-satisfied, and dehydrated.

Procreation could be stopped and the pesky meatbag problem is happily solved in a generation or two.

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:44 am

strawman wrote:This one's good enough to suggest you rework it to get rid of "thinking Curse". It needs to be "cursing the day she..." maybe come up with a name with 4 more letters than Tom. Thorina, or something.

Thank you.

I was trying to shave characters to fit the commas in. 'twas a bugger. As ever, a step back helps. So how about:

'Ale! Meat! Wenches!' cried the viking.

Val sighed, slamming the door hard, cursing the day she married Heimdal Halla.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:11 am

Excellent!

Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:00 am

Glad it's an improvement.

strawman wrote:Heimdahl Halla! Truly a name any Viking mother would be proud of.

God bless Wikipedia, eh?

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:31 am

Seconding the love for "Heimdal Halla"!

Great job, oh mighty G-Man!

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 12:12 pm

Ok, now I have this weird image of Gwen Stefani in pigtails going 'V-I-K-I-N-G-S, this *ahem* is bananas, I ain't no Valhalla girl.' Damn you Stefani...

gstrong2 · Post by **gstrong2** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:09 pm

My friends usually get annoyed that I can control the weather. But they all like it when we go to the club and I make it rain.

Bejami · Post by **Bejami** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:42 pm

"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:48 pm

gstrong2 wrote:My friends usually get annoyed that I can control the weather. But they all like it when we go to the club and I make it rain.

Nice debut. Now it's time for some "Global warming", eh? *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Welcome aboard, gstrong2!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:51 pm

Bejami wrote:"Happy Birthday to you," Timmy's friends sang. He blew out the candles, and Colton dropped dead. His wish had come true.

Classic. Reminds me of that old Mark Twain short where people's true prayers were answered.

TheBigBadG · Post by **TheBigBadG** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:51 am

One for Varda:

The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:59 am

TheBigBadG wrote:One for Varda:

The immense cacophony of breaking glass sang. He stared at his son, eyes welling with pride. The spilling bee had begun.

AHA HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, you made me do this:

Concrete chunks broke in time to the hammers. Proud foremen dabbed their eyes with hankies. The Spalling Bee had begun.

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