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Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
....and then I hit it with the shovel.
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Niiiiiice!BagABones wrote:Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.

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Mom's a cougar? Sucks to be you, Eddy.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Oh, dear, Oedipus! You seem to have a complex problem here.BagABones wrote:Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
Also, your mother's (Freudian)slip is showing...
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“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.
(Michel (not Leon) Foucault twabble. Well, Happy birthday anyway, Leon. It's a lot easier building a twabble than a damn pendulum.)
(Michel (not Leon) Foucault twabble. Well, Happy birthday anyway, Leon. It's a lot easier building a twabble than a damn pendulum.)
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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It was all there, in the rhyme. The astronaut surveyed the bovine graveyard. Only the cows had jumped down from the moon.
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The phrase "Remember to smell the roses" died out on planet Demeter. No-Nose Ned was a reminder to respect flower power.
Why do the good girls always fall for the bad boys?
Flick of forked tongue.
Promises pleasure
and uninhibited insight.
Desire to wholly possess.
Good Lord, that's sexy.
Promises pleasure
and uninhibited insight.
Desire to wholly possess.
Good Lord, that's sexy.
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“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
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“The road to hell is paved with adverbs.”
― Stephen King, On Writing
Party games in hell
Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.
who said aging is all bad
When a bone dissolving virus became a pandemic, the thousand year old man stood above the rest, held up by his arthritis.
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Cymraeg wrote:Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.
He sits in the waiting room to Hell with nothing but US Weekly. "How can the real thing be any worse than this," he wonders.
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I've never been good at saying hello.
"But I thought you said you liked it in the can?" stammered Don. "SODA you idiot! I prefer SODA in the can!" screeched Amy.
"But I thought you said you liked it in the can?" stammered Don. "SODA you idiot! I prefer SODA in the can!" screeched Amy.
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.
Zombie Catfish.
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"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.
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Okay, we get it, guys. You're loud and you're proud.
Now, can we please go back to killing children?
Now, can we please go back to killing children?
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Processing...processing...hmmmm...conclusion found!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.
....
UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.
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Thanks!MonsieurMoustache wrote:UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.

And definitely don't ask her how the fudge is packed.
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I'm lazy, obese, good with dogs, and popular at parties. No surprise that on my vision quest, bacon was my spirit animal.
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Tales, child. You shouldn't believe in silly things like cities. Only Urg make things. Move over - my turn for bellyrub.
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Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.
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Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.
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Two versions of this.
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Jane don't need new friends. She's got me. So what if I'm invisible? It just means Jane's new friends won't see me coming.