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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:25 pm
by BagABones
Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:09 pm
by Varda
BagABones wrote:Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
Niiiiiice! :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:13 pm
by strawman
Mom's a cougar? Sucks to be you, Eddy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 6:24 pm
by Cwpants
BagABones wrote:Spiked punch, a trashed gymnasium and his mother passed out in a chair.
Oedipus began to regret his choice in prom dates.
Oh, dear, Oedipus! You seem to have a complex problem here.
Also, your mother's (Freudian)slip is showing...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:37 am
by strawman
People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

(Michel (not Leon) Foucault twabble. Well, Happy birthday anyway, Leon. It's a lot easier building a twabble than a damn pendulum.)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:34 am
by MonsieurMoustache
It was all there, in the rhyme. The astronaut surveyed the bovine graveyard. Only the cows had jumped down from the moon.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:35 am
by MonsieurMoustache
The phrase "Remember to smell the roses" died out on planet Demeter. No-Nose Ned was a reminder to respect flower power.

Why do the good girls always fall for the bad boys?

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 10:21 pm
by Cwpants
Flick of forked tongue.
Promises pleasure
and uninhibited insight.
Desire to wholly possess.
Good Lord, that's sexy.

Party games in hell

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 12:38 am
by Cymraeg
Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.

who said aging is all bad

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:12 pm
by Bejami
When a bone dissolving virus became a pandemic, the thousand year old man stood above the rest, held up by his arthritis.

Re: Party games in hell

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:16 pm
by Bejami
Cymraeg wrote:Hell's not so bad, I thought, as I entered the game room. But as the door locked behind me, I saw my doom written: Charades.


He sits in the waiting room to Hell with nothing but US Weekly. "How can the real thing be any worse than this," he wonders.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 3:12 am
by Spindaddy
I've never been good at saying hello.


"But I thought you said you liked it in the can?" stammered Don. "SODA you idiot! I prefer SODA in the can!" screeched Amy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:37 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 9:40 am
by strawman
Okay, we get it, guys. You're loud and you're proud.
Now, can we please go back to killing children?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:25 am
by MonsieurMoustache
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:"It's the best chocolate; you can taste the love!" she said. But I stared at the sticky, white glazing in dawning horror.
Processing...processing...hmmmm...conclusion found!


....


UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 7:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MonsieurMoustache wrote:UUuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhrrrrrrucck.
Thanks! :D

And definitely don't ask her how the fudge is packed.

Back from Dreamland

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2013 6:40 pm
by Bejami
I don't sleep much these days. As a sleep walker, there's too big a risk I won't find my body again when I'm ready to return.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2013 6:08 pm
by Varda
I'm lazy, obese, good with dogs, and popular at parties. No surprise that on my vision quest, bacon was my spirit animal.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:15 am
by MonsieurMoustache
Tales, child. You shouldn't believe in silly things like cities. Only Urg make things. Move over - my turn for bellyrub.
_____________

Before the Urgs tamed men, life was hard. Be content, child. Eat your kibbles and have a bellyrub. Things are better now.

**
Two versions of this.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2013 9:54 am
by MonsieurMoustache
Jane don't need new friends. She's got me. So what if I'm invisible? It just means Jane's new friends won't see me coming.