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The Morning After

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 12:06 pm
by Farseeker
Waking with her arm draped across him, he smiled recalling the night. Gently lifting it, he wondered where the rest was.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2013 5:14 pm
by tbaker2500
HAhaha! Awesome. Winner for the week IMHO.

Shopping

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:18 am
by JMiriah
It's been a while since the last time I posted a twabble....


I saw my wife lean over the freezer and I had to go for it.
The blue pills are great, but we're not welcome at Kroger anymore.

Re: Shopping

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 2:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
So you're saying that your wife was frigid while you were rigid? :? :)

Re: Shopping

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:21 am
by JMiriah
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:So you're saying that your wife was frigid while you were rigid? :? :)
lol, something like that.
Mostly I'm saying a supermarket might not be the best place to "thaw".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:29 pm
by Varda
If you're going to gaze at the horizon, make sure it's at least doing something interesting, like raining jelly donuts.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:02 pm
by strawman
Varda wrote:If you're going to gaze at the horizon, make sure it's at least doing something interesting, like raining jelly donuts.
The main thing about the horizon that causes one to gaze at it is that it is "There", and you are "Here".
Since, jelly donuts would immediately cause us to race from here to there, I feel certain that would be the end of gazing.
But perhaps the start of a new era of glazing :roll:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:45 am
by Varda
strawman wrote: But perhaps the start of a new era of glazing :roll:
Gazing off into the horizon certainly makes me glaze over... but a glazed horizon sounds damn tasty. :D Would you say that's more like a cruller, or a danish?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:50 am
by strawman
I'd say jelly donuts, silly.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 7:11 am
by munsi
I drink the blood of my enemies, so as to gain their power. And, during October, I like to add some pumpkin spice. Festive!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:12 am
by Varda
Anger is heated fluid in a container. Some blow off steam. Some boil over. I stir in a handful of chives and call it dinner.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:25 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Varda wrote:Anger is heated fluid ... (I) call it dinner.
Sounds like a bile concoction! :roll: :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:51 am
by strawman
With sour cream and bacon bits, sounds like a baked potato.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:00 am
by Varda
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Sounds like a bile concoction! :roll: :)
:lol:
strawman wrote:With sour cream and bacon bits, sounds like a baked potato.
See, if you add sour cream, it tends to turn into the grumps instead. ;)

They need asbestos nappies, too

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 7:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:43 pm
by Cymraeg
Behemoth said to Leviathan while chatting one night by the shore.
Godzilla is a good guy except that he happens to snore.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:04 pm
by gunsofchekhovia
The pale man sat in the dentist's crowded lobby. He considered his situation and chuckled: the Count, in need of a crown.

Re: They need asbestos nappies, too

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:34 pm
by JMiriah
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.
Are you sure that nursing the offspring isn't the Mommy's job?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:17 pm
by strawman
Bob worked at Monsanto, splicing anti-fungal genes to oat seed. Then he hit on cannabis oats, and called it a Happy Meal.

Re: They need asbestos nappies, too

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2013 10:58 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
JMiriah wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They call me Boss, Sociopath, and Monster. But, my hardest job is Daddy. YOU try nursing a pack of trans-genomic demons.
Are you sure that nursing the offspring isn't the Mommy's job?
Nah. Normally, you just let the little buggers fend for themselves. Or much, much worse, have the government (which I will soon CRUSH) take care of them. It's why I deserve a medal.

Also, you tell the "Mommy" that to her face. I dare ya. :twisted: