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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 11:29 am
by strawman
MonsieurMoustache wrote:Jenifer never brushes her hair
Which is why I now live there
Since my roots reached her brain
Jen's not been quite the same
Likey!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:05 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MonsieurMoustache wrote:Rhyming is hard in a twabble.
Yup, so's punctuation. And, having both is extra fun. ;)

A well made rhyme is quite sublime
a poor one rather childish
But if you bash my poetry
I'll bash you back most wildish-ly.

Dr. Suess I ain't, it's true
But you have made me rather blue
Tell me my mistake, Algernon
My apologies to grammar, anon.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2013 10:30 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
No need to be sad;
I wasn't mad,
just agreeing with an example.
Though our rhyming is bad,
We have other skills
most ample.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:00 pm
by loyaleagle
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
No ears, no eyes, or a lower jaw. And none of the other teeth.
For Christmas.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:10 pm
by loyaleagle
Another one!

I sold my dreams to pay the rent one month.
Now I cannot sleep, for every time I close my eyes,
my mind drifts off to reality.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 11:52 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
loyaleagle wrote:off to reality.
That's the spirit! Not quite a bulls-eye, this time, but keep 'em coming. :wink:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:49 am
by loyaleagle
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
loyaleagle wrote:off to reality.
That's the spirit! Not quite a bulls-eye, this time, but keep 'em coming. :wink:
Sorry, I don't follow...spelling and length seem right...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 12:58 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Alas, humor dies on the dissection table and apparently you did not intend it in this case. :?
So, never mind.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 10:19 pm
by loyaleagle
I'm glad I bought my 4 poster bed.
It's just unfortunate when one of the posters shouts "FIRST" at an inopportune moment.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 11:12 pm
by loyaleagle
Falling into the black and white mirror universe hasn't been a total drag.
It's made 50 Shades of Grey fairly palatable!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:22 pm
by kentblue82
Yesterday, I opened a Magic 8 Ball and drank the liquid inside. Today, I am on my death bed. I should have seen this coming.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2013 10:58 pm
by loyaleagle
kentblue82 wrote:Yesterday, I opened a Magic 8 Ball and drank the liquid inside. Today, I am on my death bed. I should have seen this coming.
Hah, I like it! Irony :-)

If I had to make a suggestion, any way to make it clear how/why you're dying? Is the stuff inside liquid or "murk" or something gooey?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:28 am
by loyaleagle
Joe, the bachelor android, was surprised to find he enjoyed the old, rusty cereal more than he expected. "Heh, iron-y."

Had to do it!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:47 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
kentblue82 wrote:Yesterday, I opened a Magic 8 Ball and drank the liquid inside. Today, I am on my death bed. I should have seen this coming.
Nah, that's only if you drank that little floaty thing too. :wink:
Good one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:13 pm
by kentblue82
“Oh, dear. That’s your anus?” The alien was clearly shocked. “Our scientists said that is where your brain is located.”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:25 pm
by kentblue82
As Qoxurth wiped the excrement off his probe, Dr. Zenarth stepped out from behind the partition and laughed.

"Gotcha!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:54 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Amusing.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:40 am
by Spindaddy
"And let me tell you, that Lola was a Man-eater!" said the old man. "Aww Gramps, tell us what really happened to your leg!"

Lovecraft as a child

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2013 5:09 am
by metalcapatiller
He looked at me, large eyes round with wonder,and asked shyly, “Mommy, why are there tentacles coming out of the drain?”

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 6:42 pm
by Varda
Last week's flan oozed from the fridge demanding lower taxes. I should've known not to serve rightovers at my tea party.

:P