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Ricky ignored his dad’s order to stay away from the leaf pile, and merrily dove in. Fire be damned!
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KBilly, you are on fire. Figuratively, and not just because of the leaf pile incident. 

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The lights glared, the room spun, and a sickening heat engulfed him. Damn this is a huge microwave!
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Sure, the key board was great. Ergonomic. It was cutting edge technology at its best. But what in the world did it unlock?
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The house was cold. Arthur pulled on another sweater. It had been too many years since coal had appeared in his stocking.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Reminds me of an Escher print titled "Three Worlds". but no A or G please, unless these are proper nouns.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Here's one that crossed my mind. Enjoy!
The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.
The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.
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Hee hee...
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Good concept!Schreiber wrote:The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.
But poor grammar. Quote the speech. Also slight semantics problem as "molecules" and "elements" overlap (Many elements occur in molecular form) and elements are not necessarily discreet.
Perhaps:
"The thing is, I need you to be… discrete," Jill said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to single atoms.
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Works for me!Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Perhaps:
"The thing is, I need you to be… discrete," Jill said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to single atoms.
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I think Benjami wins this week though. 

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Real, open sleigh rides are VASTLY overrated.
Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh
we soon came to know
you can't avoid the spray
A muddy face, muddy face…
in a one horse open sleigh
we soon came to know
you can't avoid the spray
A muddy face, muddy face…
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
This one is based on a quote from Stephen King...
Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
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The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!
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Add 2 egg yolks to 3 cups flour, and a dash of salt. Whisk until smooth, then fold in 1 lost soul.
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Ew, then that's not a banana split, either!Kbilly wrote:The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!
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That depends on how you define “banana”…strawman wrote:Ew, then that's not a banana split, either!
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While Santa napped, Rudolph vanished down the T-rex's maw. That's why an apex predator's guiding the sleigh this year.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
You bastard! You sniped an idea I had in my reserve pile...Kbilly wrote:Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
She had a lovely temperament and a pure heart.
Which she kept in a jar.
That's why I loved her dearly, but safely from afar.
Admit it, you've been snooping around my crawl space.

