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Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 3:41 pm

Ricky ignored his dad’s order to stay away from the leaf pile, and merrily dove in. Fire be damned!

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:11 pm

KBilly, you are on fire. Figuratively, and not just because of the leaf pile incident.

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 4:34 pm

The lights glared, the room spun, and a sickening heat engulfed him. Damn this is a huge microwave!

GeekOut · Post by **GeekOut** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 12:41 am

Sure, the key board was great. Ergonomic. It was cutting edge technology at its best. But what in the world did it unlock?

GeekOut · Post by **GeekOut** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:41 am

The house was cold. Arthur pulled on another sweater. It had been too many years since coal had appeared in his stocking.

GreatNorthernTroll · Post by **GreatNorthernTroll** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:25 pm

The Alien peered from the sewer grating. New York would fall first... Below it, Giant alligators silently approached.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sun Dec 22, 2013 11:09 pm

Reminds me of an Escher print titled "Three Worlds". but no A or G please, unless these are proper nouns.

Schreiber · Post by **Schreiber** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 1:17 am

Here's one that crossed my mind. Enjoy!

The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.

tbaker2500 · Post by **tbaker2500** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:07 am

Hee hee...

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 2:08 am

Schreiber wrote:The thing is, I need you to be… discrete, she said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to simple elements.

Good concept!

But poor grammar. Quote the speech. Also slight semantics problem as "molecules" and "elements" overlap (Many elements occur in molecular form) and elements are not necessarily discreet.

Perhaps:

"The thing is, I need you to be… discrete," Jill said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to single atoms.

Schreiber · Post by **Schreiber** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:27 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Perhaps:

"The thing is, I need you to be… discrete," Jill said slyly, before reducing all the molecules in my body to single atoms.

Works for me!

Schreiber · Post by **Schreiber** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 3:39 am

I think Benjami wins this week though.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 4:23 am

Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open sleigh
we soon came to know
you can't avoid the spray
A muddy face, muddy face…

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:40 pm

This one is based on a quote from Stephen King...

Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:49 pm

The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:17 pm

Add 2 egg yolks to 3 cups flour, and a dash of salt. Whisk until smooth, then fold in 1 lost soul.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:19 pm

Kbilly wrote:The ice cream just didn’t seem right; it was bland and sticky. Wait, who put lard in the freezer?!

Ew, then that's not a banana split, either!

Kbilly · Post by **Kbilly** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:43 pm

strawman wrote:Ew, then that's not a banana split, either!

That depends on how you define “banana”…

Varda · Post by **Varda** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:02 pm

While Santa napped, Rudolph vanished down the T-rex's maw. That's why an apex predator's guiding the sleigh this year.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:24 pm

Kbilly wrote:Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.

You bastard! You sniped an idea I had in my reserve pile...

She had a lovely temperament and a pure heart.
Which she kept in a jar.
That's why I loved her dearly, but safely from afar.

Admit it, you've been snooping around my crawl space.

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