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I got kicked out of the kills stuff with his bear hands club, they said using trophies from the grizzly hunt was cheating.
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Yes, use brains, not bruin.Zyzyx wrote:I got kicked out of the kills stuff with his bear hands club, they said using trophies from the grizzly hunt was cheating.

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Simply unbearable.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Yes, use brains, not bruin.Zyzyx wrote:I got kicked out of the kills stuff with his bear hands club, they said using trophies from the grizzly hunt was cheating.
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There, fixed it for ya!Cutter McKay wrote:Bird watching is a time honored tradition, Bruce thought while watching Robin through his binoculars as he undressed.
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Oh, there's nothing ambiguous about Bruce's gay-ity.
Also, your version loses at least one of the "bird" entendres.Chris O'Donnell, who portrayed Robin wrote:it wasn't so much the nipples that bothered me. It was the codpiece. ...a big deal, especially with Joel directing. ...going back and looking and seeing some of the pictures, it was very unusual.
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Yeah, but it also loses the misogyny, so on the balance, I prefer Batman.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Also, your version loses at least one of the "bird" entendres.

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I suppose it could be misogyny, but I prefer to think of it as philogyny.Varda wrote:Yeah, but it also loses the misogyny, so on the balance, I prefer Batman.

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Eh, it hits a little too close to home to be funny for me, but of course YMMV.tbaker2500 wrote:I suppose it could be misogyny, but I prefer to think of it as philogyny.Varda wrote:Yeah, but it also loses the misogyny, so on the balance, I prefer Batman.
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Ah. Yes, I see it could.
Ever notice how YMMV looks a lot like YUMMY?
Ever notice how YMMV looks a lot like YUMMY?
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ASiD,Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You bastard! You sniped an idea I had in my reserve pile...Kbilly wrote:Despite his grim reputation, Steve had the heart of a small child.
He kept it in a jar on his desk.
She had a lovely temperament and a pure heart.
Which she kept in a jar.
That's why I loved her dearly, but safely from afar.
Admit it, you've been snooping around my crawl space.![]()
I take personal issue with you accusation of inept espionage! If I’d been snooping, you would have seen or suspected nothing, as I still have my Ninja Merit badge from the Cub Scouts (I’m sure it’s around here somewhere, and not in that box of figments I keep in the forefront of my mind…) And any way, if I’d been pillaging, my submission would have been much better, because your Twab is far more poetic than what I submitted. Great job again.
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That's pretty impressive! Normally, Cub Scouts can't earn Merit Badges; they have to advance to Boy Scouts for that. I don't have a Ninja Merit badge (can't seem to find any record of them existing), but I do have a Stalking merit badge (no shit). I wonder why they discontinued that one?Kbilly wrote:I still have my Ninja Merit badge from the Cub Scouts (I’m sure it’s around here somewhere, and not in that box of figments I keep in the forefront of my mind…)
And any way, if I’d been pillaging, my submission would have been much better, because your Twab is far more poetic than what I submitted. Great job again.

Also, your twabble was just as good as mine, just less rhyme-y. (Probably doesn't have a cheesy, beat-box soundtrack, either.)