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Cookie Monster

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:33 pm
by dreamrock
He stalks his prey
In night and day.
No pleas are heard
Or any else absurd.
Though they know their fate,
It's too damn late.



--

I want another couplet or so in here to balance out the clichéd rhymes and bless the rhythm with a bit of stability. I might try again in a longer form.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:49 pm
by tbaker2500
DarkPenfold wrote:Lighter in hand, Dan cursed as he reached into the beast’s maw, wishing he’d asked the genie for a self-igniting dragon.
I like it! Welcome to the threeums.

The Philosophers

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:43 am
by Mr. Tweedy
The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.

Re: The Philosophers

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:02 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
:)

It was a collegiate death match, with tautologies at Pi paces.
Ready your syllogism sabers; Let the obfuscation begin!

Re: The Philosophers

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:02 am
by tbaker2500
Mr. Tweedy wrote:The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.
Oh, nice!! :lol:

I vote this for Twabble of the week!

Re: The Philosophers

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:35 am
by munsi
tbaker2500 wrote:
Mr. Tweedy wrote:The philosophers saw with dismay that there was nothing left to deconstruct. They glanced at each other suspiciously.
Oh, nice!! :lol:

I vote this for Twabble of the week!
...seconded. this is my favorite in a good long time

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:52 am
by normsherman
Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:56 am
by munsi
normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
....suck, you say? Not to worry, i got it held down!



"Kneel before Munsi!"
Looking me over, as though to take my measure, he replies; "No. I think not."
They almost never do.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:31 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
Aha. Ordinary bribes aren't enough anymore, eh?

But it's real simple, Norm. Always resolve such conundrums alphabetically by username. :D

-- Algernon (perhaps soon to be __AAAAlgernon?)

Otherwise, it would have to go to the one who doesn't suck so bad, and that's a bitter {censored} to swallow. It might even bite.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:25 pm
by munsi
He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:20 pm
by strawman
Worthy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 6:17 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
Hail!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:02 pm
by Mr.Shadowbxre
I was told never to talk to strangers. It's not their fault what they are. Who knew I would have to count talking to myself.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:10 pm
by Mr.Shadowbxre
normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
The talented creatures of the forum took to wing at Norman's beckoning. Landing upon his neck, they followed his order.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:19 pm
by DarkPenfold
Thanks for the welcome all - a friend got me hooked on the 'Cast a few months back and I thought I'd give Twit-fics a go... a nice way to warm up the ol' creative muscles.

Mr. Tweedy's definitely takes the cake though :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:44 pm
by ROU Killing Time
normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
Chronomaw advanced on the galaxy. In a last gesture of defiance they arranged a constellation to spell out, "You Suck!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:37 pm
by themorg
normsherman wrote:Uggh, the competition round here is getting ridiculously tough these days. No more talent I say! I command thee to suck!
i can do that.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:09 am
by tbaker2500
munsi wrote:He hit me with an atomic weapon. A weapon... MADE ENTIRELY OF ATOMS! Specifically a crowbar. It hurt like a sonofabitch.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:18 am
by ROU Killing Time
I think it's between Tweedy and Munsi this week. Maybe the powers that be will allow for a tie, due to combined awesomeness factor.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:20 am
by tbaker2500
ROU Killing Time wrote:I think it's between Tweedy and Munsi this week. Maybe the powers that be will allow for a tie, due to combined awesomeness factor.
Bow tie or straight tie?