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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:11 pm
by JarodKAnderson
Captain's advice: A hook-hand is great for pirate cachet, but two sets of hook-hands and hook-feet sorta get in the way.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 5:04 pm
by Bejami
I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:59 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bejami wrote:I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.
That's a groaner. :)

Main dish is "Aw shish kabob"? :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:58 pm
by unseentangerine
Pun must be used very cautiously, because when they're good they're really good and when they're bad they're really bad. I'm not saying that I have any discrete control over my bad puns, I'm just saying that they're really bad.
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I twabble to and I twabble fro. Where I twabble I do not know. A well spun pun had won. But bad puns stun like a gun in the buns.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:05 am
by Bejami
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
Bejami wrote:I was excited to start working as a line cook until I realized that the restaurant's specialty was actually barbequeue.
That's a groaner. :)

Main dish is "Aw shish kabob"? :P

I believe their best seller is actually the Oh Geezburger

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 3:11 am
by JarodKAnderson
Zub isn't the boss just because he sits on the great throne of skulls. When he took over we barely had an ottoman of skulls!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:43 am
by J_Kyle
Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Hmmm. Putting the romance in necromancer, eh?

She caught my eye and my throat
when she caught my fancy.
And then my soul she "underwrote",
my dread, sweet Necro-Nancy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:08 am
by J_Kyle
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Hmmm. Putting the romance in necromancer, eh?

She caught my eye and my throat
when she caught my fancy.
And then my soul she "underwrote",
my dread, sweet Necro-Nancy.
Are we going there? Because we can go there... :lol:

I thought I'd be in heaven when,
I saw her widening mouth,
A crunch, a blinding pain, and then-
She - calmly - spit "it" out.

Some loves die a painless death,
Other wounds need healing.
Ours died in an empty grave
With lots of blood and screaming.


(Two - count 'em - two twabbles!)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:11 am
by strawman
J_Kyle wrote:Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.
This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 8:00 pm
by ROU Killing Time
strawman wrote:
J_Kyle wrote:Powdered bones and lichyard moss,
Embalming fluids, too.
Forget your little boys and girls,
I’m making something new.
This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.
Weekly winner here, I predict.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:31 pm
by J_Kyle
strawman wrote: This is classic.
An actual good poem with a solid perverse twist.
My highest rating.
Huzzah, I'm special!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:49 am
by Ltalek1
Collecting bugs at my porch light,
I look in at my night light in my
dark room and I reach for comfort.
ZAP, it is a bug light.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 4:50 am
by unseentangerine
I decided to make a happy twabble. And one with no puns!
Sometimes a tool for expression can be the most powerful thing you can receive. Especially in a child's eyes. I wish I had been nurtured when I was little, but then I started passing out kazoos to kids and then I felt better.

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In for the rain, a father gives his boy a gift, a guitar. Flash! He helped him fret a chord. His fingers came down—thunder!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 6:13 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Ltalek1 wrote:Collecting bugs at my porch light,
I look in at my night light in my
dark room and I reach for comfort.
ZAP, it is a bug light.
Welcome aboard, Ltalek1!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:22 pm
by ROU Killing Time
unseentangerine wrote:I decided to make a happy twabble. And one with no puns!
Sometimes a tool for expression can be the most powerful thing you can receive. Especially in a child's eyes. I wish I had been nurtured when I was little, but then I started passing out kazoos to kids and then I felt better.

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In for the rain, a father gives his boy a gift, a guitar. Flash! He helped him fret a chord. His fingers came down—thunder!
The question remains. Will he raise the boy to be a Gibson or a Fender man?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:24 pm
by eric_marsh
It's bad enough coming home to blood and body parts laying around my house. But it's worse when they're stuck to the wall.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:14 am
by JarodKAnderson
When I began coughing up tiny pellets of fur and bone, my friends said, "that sounds awful." "No," I said, "It's owlful."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 2:26 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
That's offal.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 3:38 am
by unseentangerine
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Already with an Emmy and a Grammy, York was beside himself when he won an Oscar. Two girls and a boy will make a fine family.