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A Half-Baked Mistake

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 8:14 pm
by Squishbot
Run run, as fast as you can; you can’t catch me I’m The Sourdough Man! What? Oh... In that case run as slow as you can please.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 11:06 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nice groaners.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 9:58 pm
by JarodKAnderson
I found Dorian Gray's aging selfie in a dusty corner of Myspace. FarmVille invite me, will he? I share and tag my revenge!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 12:33 am
by unseentangerine
OK, maybe this is cheating a little because the title gives it context, but I'm too hungry to think clearly.

I'm thinking of you Plath
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All I want is people to enjoy my writing. I've copied the greats: I am depressed, I drink, womanize. I have one thing left.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:26 am
by Squishbot
Hello,
I am fairly new to The Drabblecast and am still figuring out the details of the postings. A few days ago I posted a couple Twabbles which seem to have disappeared shortly after they went up. I used Word's word count and had them at 100 characters (no spaces) and also ran them through the tool on this website which scored them as "perfect length". I'm just wondering where they went and if I screwed something up in the posting process.

Thank you for any help!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:28 am
by Squishbot
They seemed to have shown up again in a different spot on the site than I left them. I'm not entirely sure how the twitter thing works I guess.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:36 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Squishbot wrote:They seemed to have shown up again in a different spot on the site than I left them.
Read the post, "*** Read This Before Posting ***", especially item 3.

You posted twabbles in the wrong place and they were moved to this thread. No other issues. Post twabbles in this thread and you're doing fine.

Rules

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:47 am
by Squishbot
“NO RUNNING NEAR THE POOL!!” screamed the life guard. This was the third time he had warned that little gingerbread man.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:16 am
by JarodKAnderson
Airplane? Is there another kind of plane? I propose skyboat makes more sense. No? Fine. You always have to be Mr. Wright.

Nice guns.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 4:25 am
by Spindaddy
I saw Gloria's glorious guns the other day. They were big, but not so big they didn't fit in her hands. I think one was a 9mm.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 6:52 am
by JMiriah
It's been a while since I visited the forums. Hopefully this one (or something like it) hasn't been done already...


At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 11:20 am
by L0rdEntr0py
Hello there! :)

I stared in horror at my shoe; the nameless gob of flesh and oozing dread ichor that clung to my finger also abased my sole.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 12:28 pm
by strawman
Welcome to the House of Groans.
Do you go by Lord?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:45 pm
by tbaker2500
JMiriah wrote:It's been a while since I visited the forums. Hopefully this one (or something like it) hasn't been done already...


At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."
Hee hee...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 3:49 pm
by L0rdEntr0py
strawman wrote:Welcome to the House of Groans.
Do you go by Lord?
I'll accept the title if there's a sprawling, crumbling castle in it for me.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 2:33 am
by Spindaddy
L0rdEntr0py wrote:
strawman wrote:Welcome to the House of Groans.
Do you go by Lord?
I'll accept the title if there's a sprawling, crumbling castle in it for me.
Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz....

...actually I'd settle for a 6 pack of craft beer and big yummy pretzel.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 3:54 am
by JarodKAnderson
He rushed along the course in record time. Outpacing all the kids who came behind. Winner of the iambic pentameter dash.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 15, 2014 4:46 am
by JarodKAnderson
Lobsters are scorpion-mermaids. Seals are dog-mermaids. manatees are cow-mermaids. Why no people version? Sharks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 4:45 pm
by brainz
He held my severed foot up for me to see before slamming it down on the table. "There," he said. "You think it's level now?"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 16, 2014 5:40 pm
by Squee1313
Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.