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Nice. Very evocative.Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.
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Nicely done. Welcome to the neighborhood.Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.

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Ep. 324
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My favorite part of this story, the 71 seconds of silence at the end!
But seriously, that outro was great. Made me giggle.
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My favorite part of this story, the 71 seconds of silence at the end!
But seriously, that outro was great. Made me giggle.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
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Puns chomping at the bit? Alas, not every dog hunts. But if it annoys Strawman, it's worth it!


Agree. Great début. But, should we call the DA?Varda wrote:Nicely done. Welcome to the neighborhood.Squee1313 wrote:Deep in the Everglades, graveyard for secrets and sins, an outboard motor rumbles a funeral dirge, late into the night.

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Delightfully dreadful.JarodKAnderson wrote:The werewolf thinks back on a life spent sowing fear and mayhem as the moon rises over a nearby hilltop. It gives him paws.
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For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.
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Pronunciation is important.JarodKAnderson wrote:For my last wish, I meant to ask the genie for those tiny cinnamon rolls I like. I guess "cenobites" wasn't the right word.
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At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong.JMiriah wrote:At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."


I blissfully never knew about this meme and habit and "song" (all are even more marks of shame upon the Obama generations) until now.
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lol, This came to me after being stuck in a minivan for an hour with my twin 13-year-old girls and two of their friends, listening to their "music" and conversation.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:At first I thought this might be a reference to some Australian TV ad. I was so, so wrong.JMiriah wrote:At the hike's end we found seal skins scattered all over that beach. "Let's go," I said. "But first, let me take a Selkie."![]()
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I blissfully never knew about this meme and habit and "song" (all are even more marks of shame upon the Obama generations) until now.
Darn you! Darn you to Heck!
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"Bring me: a grimoire, wolf snot and a yeasty lump, and I will make your podcast another episode!" cackled the conjurer.
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"Please? He's a good cat," Nell begged. "We can't move with him—you love cats!"
"Honestly, my freezer's full already."
true story
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"Please? He's a good cat," Nell begged. "We can't move with him—you love cats!"
"Honestly, my freezer's full already."
true story
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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I was terrified when I heard a Pterodactyl urinating on the roof. Relieved, I remembered Pterodactyls have silent P's.
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My apartment may be strewn with panda limbs, but just let somebody try and take them from me. I have the right to bear arms.
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Wow.
Just... Wow.
Just... Wow.
You're my quasi-ichthian angel, you're my half-amphibian queen...
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The farce is powerful in this one.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.
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Father McCartney was torn and died before deciding whether to take up the violin or the viola. He ended up in viol-limbo.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.
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The witch added eye of Newt to the boiling cauldron, which explains the eyepatch Mr. Gingrich is often seen wearing now.
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Yes, the insects always ignore their masters. That's why we squi... uh... never mind.Genesius wrote:"Snatch the pebble from my hand, Grasshopper" said the ancient master. The insect ignored this and simply hopped away.
Not bad.