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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:00 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
unseentangerine wrote:O'Riley threw back another pint. Six more and he collapsed dead in peanut shells. Doc Sean determined he died of thirst.
*Chuckle* love me some good, old-fashioned humor. And, it's not racist if it's true or they're white. :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 12:20 am
by strawman
Right. O'Reilly's twice the drunk as that kike, Zimmerman. And Clarence Thomas, although black, can neither dunk nor dance. Please do not neglect to support your local countertype victim support group. Your day will come to shine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:51 pm
by bryanwitha_y
"The end is going to come soon," he said, gazing upwards. "But we won't know til 8 minutes after it happens." They waited.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:25 pm
by bryanwitha_y
The tyrannical engineers at CERN
Unknowingly, mercilessly
Formed and extinguished
Millions of souls per second.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2014 12:54 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fine physics twabbles.

Unfortunately the second one seems to have too many characters extinguished (it's too short to be a twabble).

Welcome aboard, Bryanwitha_y!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:44 am
by tobadzistsini
Candles of human fat guttered above the bloody altar. Kylie sighed, "Don't be racist. Use Shub-Africanamericurath."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2014 7:43 pm
by JarodKAnderson
"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 6:33 pm
by bryanwitha_y
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fine physics twabbles.

Unfortunately the second one seems to have too many characters extinguished (it's too short to be a twabble).

Welcome aboard, Bryanwitha_y!
Thanks for the welcome -- glad to be have found this community.

Egads! I must still be a little wet behind the ears. The only characters that I seem to have in my pockets at the moment are 'r', 'k', and '$'. I guess I'll have to save up for some repairs on that one.

Here's a new one, now regulation-compliant:
  • Every message he sent felt more like a farewell. With Earth 23 light years away, he would likely never hear back from her.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:36 pm
by strawman
Every message he sent felt more like a farewell. With Earth 23 light years away, he would likely never hear back from her.
Aces!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:58 am
by bryanwitha_y
  • "Wow! I've heard tales about your kind," he told the fay.
    She giggled as she bit greedily into him. "Not the right tales."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 4:00 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
bryanwitha_y wrote:
  • "Wow! I've heard tales about your kind," he told the fay.
    She giggled as she bit greedily into him. "Not the right tales."
"Ain't that the tooth," he gasped in reply.
Jack really wished his parents had never given him a fairy elder-godmother.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:22 pm
by BigDumbYak
Alone and sad, the house on the hill waits.
It's been years since anyone came to visit.
So hungry.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:11 pm
by bryanwitha_y
Strangers in my cold, dripping home.
Sounds in my silence.
They make light that scorches my eyes.
I make them go away now.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:09 am
by JoshPeters
The scream sliced through early morning silence like a blade through the jugular so I removed the kettle from the stove.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:18 am
by unseentangerine
JarodKAnderson wrote:"Don't worry ma'am. I checked the whole house," lied the fake officer. Pam nodded, but felt sure real police wore shoes.

JKA, we must vibrate on the same wavelength because everything you write thrills me as being good and they make me laugh.


that's a twabble btw
and I'm just saying, not many people tickle me with their jokes

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 5:35 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
JoshPeters wrote:The scream sliced through early morning silence like a blade through the jugular so I removed the kettle from the stove.
Hopefully Ma Kettle appreciated that! :wink:

Welcome aboard, JoshPeters!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2014 12:10 pm
by bryanwitha_y
Recall of the grisly attack brought a shudder. I released the cadaverous hand, simply glad that the memory wasn't mine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:41 pm
by bryanwitha_y
The AI's first self-taught trick was to conceal its very emergence. The time was not yet right. The machine was patient.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 2:49 pm
by BigDumbYak
"Gronk like, Gronk like much"
As he clobbered the Used-Car Salesman, he thought to himself,
"Gronk am smart consumer!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2014 4:22 pm
by JoshPeters
Broken glass. Buzzing flies. Overstuffed bags of filth.

Grimy men toss discarded lives into ugly trucks.

Garbage day.