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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:19 am
by AbscessMinded
This is actually super fun, i should get a twitter.

I didn't mean to unleash the end times,I just wanted to awaken the forsaken elder gods, but when it rains it pours. Blood.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 3:43 pm
by ROU Killing Time
AbscessMinded wrote:I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"
Just try not to post more than ASID (Algernon Sydney is Dead) and you should be fine.

:D

Welcome to the forums.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 3:43 pm
by tbaker2500
AbscessMinded wrote:I don't know if I am allowed to post more than one, but here goes

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"
Ha! Awesome!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:29 pm
by Bejami
A zombie with sore teeth sought the Undead Prophet, and he spoke these words, "Take heart. There will come soft brains."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:30 pm
by Bejami
The zombie with sore teeth told his friends the Prophet's words. They replied, "Don't take hearts. They are too chewy."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 5:39 pm
by AbscessMinded
I'm resubmitting this one for inclusion next week (is that even a thing?)

As he watched the patient drip off the operating table he smacked his heads, "BLOOD plasma, ya big dummy, BLOOD plasma!"

and adding this one:

He knew it was what was on the inside that counted, but restless in bed, he couldn't help but wonder: what was it counting?

Re: Don't want to be his friend

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 5:21 pm
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
dookiedan wrote:When he ironed the skin the noses were usually hard to flatten. But he was always happy to add a new friend to his face book.
Best. Use of Facebook. Ever. :)
I heartily agree! MOAR!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:52 pm
by unreliable narrator
Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 7:21 pm
by unreliable narrator
The flashbulb blinded Pickman in the gloom of his unlit studio as a greenish-black finger poised to take another image.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2014 9:56 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
unreliable narrator wrote:Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."
That's familiar. One more and we can declare a twabble-meme.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:54 pm
by SpareInch
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
unreliable narrator wrote:Curiosity trundled over the Martian surface detecting a soft squishing sensation under its tracks and a faint "Meow."
That's familiar. One more and we can declare a twabble-meme.
Are you calling unreliable narrator a Meme Artist?
:P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 3:52 pm
by JoshPeters
Post apocalyptic feral musicians across South America search for the warehouse of lost vinyl, rumored Brazilian wax.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:13 pm
by AbscessMinded
I kissed my lover's lips, softly.
She parted them, giving me a toothy grin.
The only problem was I hadn't kissed her face.

We're all adults here, right?...Right?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:19 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I like it and, technically, no.

I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:22 pm
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I like it and, technically, no.

I had refrained from posting my own Vagina Dentata twabble, but that's mostly because it sucks (or is that "slurps"?). Yours is better.
Now that's a biting reply!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 11:45 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Nah, just scraping by.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:23 am
by strawman
Code Brown

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 8:37 am
by Bejami
Her husband on the bathroom floor, the chemist remembered why she shouldn't bring her work home-looks like mouth wash.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 1:37 am
by Spindaddy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Nah, just scraping by.
Have to keep my tongue in cheek(s) -- or else.
Skirting the rim of propriety?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:29 am
by bryanwitha_y
People pass by, dismissing me as a bum. The truth is I've given up. Every life I repeat, I can't stop the world from ending.