I was happy to comply with the police warrant to tear up the floor boards. It said nothing about uprooting my rose bushes.unreliable narrator wrote:Sometimes I wonder about the decisions I've made... particularly today, when the police arrived to dig up my basement.
Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
I had a sinking feeling something was wrong, but I couldn't put my finger on it! Thanks for steering me in the right direction Algernon Sydney is Dead. Hopefully it will be smooth sailing from here!:Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, SpookyCrisp!
(But you forgot the goatee.)
They say you can always spot an evil twin by the goatee. Luckily, it only took one razor blade to solve both of my problems.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Mirror Mirror Spock wore a Van Dyke. Of course he wasn't "evil Spock" as much as "logic adapted to imperial rules" Spock.Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, SpookyCrisp!
(But you forgot the goatee.)
Edit: fixed
"Never fuck with The Culture"
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
Sublime In Peace Iain M. Banks.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Nice. Captures so much Trekkie goodness, never mind that it's 101 charsROU Killing Time wrote:Mirror Mirror Spock wore a Van Dyke. (Of course he wasn't "evil Spock" as much as "logic adapted to imperial rules" Spock.


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Twabbling
This is (was) my twenty-first post on the Drabblecast forums.
Hardly a day passes that my mind don't start a'Twabbling.
Hardly a day passes that my mind don't start a'Twabbling.
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Lady P's a Strict Mistress (oooerrr)
"Parker, put down that tray and remove my clothes".
"Yes, m'Lady".
"And don't let me catch you wearing my things again".
"Yes, m'Lady".
"And don't let me catch you wearing my things again".
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Spiders, Eyes, Legs
Why do so many (though not all) spiders have eight eyes?
Perhaps it's to deftly tread their sticky web.
But what do I know?
Perhaps it's to deftly tread their sticky web.
But what do I know?
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Spiders, legs, and tootsies
Given that a spider has eight legs, does it also have eight feet and on each foot are there little tootsies?
Probably not.
Probably not.
Internet bird watching
I swear your Honor, I'm just an aviphile. She said she had a busy bird feeder with many species--so I asked to see her tits.
I'm not Evil. I'm Corporate.
Zombie Catfish.
Zombie Catfish.
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Brillent!Spindaddy wrote:I swear your Honor, I'm just an aviphile. She said she had a busy bird feeder with many species--so I asked to see her tits.
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The Long Chill
Night sky, dark and starless.
A trillion years they said, or more.
What glories might those ancient eyes have glimpsed?
A trillion years they said, or more.
What glories might those ancient eyes have glimpsed?
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Caffeine
It's nearly two in the fricking morning and I still don't feel sleepy.
Perhaps it's the eleven mugs of coffee I consumed.
Perhaps it's the eleven mugs of coffee I consumed.
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Strange but untrue
...so I said to him, "You were lucky there weren't two of them.".
He laughed so hard his ears dropped off, which was weird.
He laughed so hard his ears dropped off, which was weird.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thanks man, i like the cut of crazy heretbaker2500 wrote:Hello Plasticastle! Thanks for dropping by! Put your feet up and stay awhile.plasticastle wrote:Torn limbs are strewn everywhere, littering the floor in mangled heaps.
"quit crying!" mom shouts "they're only toys"
hi everyone!
slowly been making my way through the back catalog of episodes and wanted to come say hi.
so there, i've said it.
also i twabbled.....sorry
Nice twabble!

Seriously though, my drabble is up there
Re: Lady P's a Strict Mistress (oooerrr)
pondspider wrote:"Parker, put down that tray and remove my clothes".
"Yes, m'Lady".
"And don't let me catch you wearing my things again".
AHEM!
Speaking as one of the Trans community...









An oldie, but a goodie.
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.
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Re: Lady P's a Strict Mistress (oooerrr)
Thanks. Twabbling brings out the juvenile in meSpareInch wrote:An oldie, but a goodie.

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Recursion
If a picture paints a thousand words, does a picture of a picture of a picture paint a thousand cubed words? Try it and see.
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Mismatch
When you proposed this duel (I with a sword; you a pen) I think perhaps you might have drawn my attention to that old adage.
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Poor signal
From a grey mist, impossible nightmare forms.
A familiar voice, "Here are the headlines".
Remind me to get the TV fixed.
A familiar voice, "Here are the headlines".
Remind me to get the TV fixed.
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I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.