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Confusion

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:29 am
by pondspider
Thunderbolts and light'ning.
Very very fright'ning.
Mamma mia, Mamma mia let me go.
Just'a one Cornetto. Give it to me.

(lines 1-3 a la Queen; line 4 sung like 'a this http://youtu.be/biL6zAMkOQs)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:31 am
by pondspider
SpareInch wrote:I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
Like :lol:

What's up?

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 3:55 pm
by pondspider
The sphere hung in the air, defying gravity before accelerating directly at me. I caught it and prepared to throw again.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:10 pm
by unreliable narrator
SpareInch wrote:I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?
Nice one! :D

Re: The wrong time

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 4:15 pm
by unreliable narrator
pondspider wrote:Her eyes met mine. Ruby lips inviting.
"Sometimes when we touch
the honesty's too much",
she said, handing me my change.
I really like this one... just the right kinda weird. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 8:03 pm
by unreliable narrator
I was masturbating to a copy of National Geographic today, and I'm not sure who was more embarrassed... me or my dentist.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:49 pm
by pondspider
unreliable narrator wrote:I was masturbating to a copy of National Geographic today, and I'm not sure who was more embarrassed... me or my dentist.
Laughing uncontrollably :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 3:23 am
by DaisyMayhem629
Looking into the bleak woods she saw eyes looking back at her. A smile paired with the eyes as a knife shoved into her back.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:12 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, DaisyMayhem629!

Literal interpretation

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:05 am
by pondspider
Do you have anything for a headache?
Sure. (hits me in the head with a brick)
There seems to have been a miscommunication.

Hinge rights

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:38 pm
by pondspider
He lifted the latch and pushed the gate open, its hinges protesting noisily.
What do we want? Oil. When do we want it? Now!

Peace of cake

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:51 pm
by pondspider
"A little peace, please".
"Will this do?", she said, and handed him a plate.
"Thank you, but this cake is much too noisy".

Re: Hinge rights

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:06 pm
by SpareInch
pondspider wrote:He lifted the latch and pushed the gate open, its hinges protesting noisily.
What do we want? Oil. When do we want it? Now!

Every now and then, you come across a twabble that makes you cackle out loud.

This was one such.

CACKLE! CACKLE! CACKLE!

Re: Hinge rights

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:05 pm
by pondspider
SpareInch wrote:CACKLE! CACKLE! CACKLE!
It must be the endorphins or something... I put my back out the other day and haven't seen it since. :?

Re: Hinge rights

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:46 pm
by unreliable narrator
pondspider wrote:He lifted the latch and pushed the gate open, its hinges protesting noisily.
What do we want? Oil. When do we want it? Now!
Outstanding! I was laughing and groaning at the same time... not an easy task... maybe I need some oil?!?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:32 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
SpareInch wrote:I must have made a mistake when ordering my online Apocalypse.
What the hell do I do with Four Oarsmen and Seven Sea Lions?

:lol: Dyslexia saves the day again.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:20 pm
by MonsieurMoustache
The train's been hunting me for weeks. I can run no longer, no match for its hunger. It will follow my tracks until the end.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:43 pm
by pondspider
MonsieurMoustache wrote:The train's been hunting me for weeks. I can run no longer, no match for its hunger. It will follow my tracks until the end.
Nicely silly :P

Man walks into a bar...

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:51 pm
by pondspider
Are these peanuts complimentary?
No sir, they're rudimentary. Isn't that so boys?
That's right boss, you fat ass slob!

Nutty conversation

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 8:06 pm
by pondspider
Are these peanuts complimentary?
Yes ma'am.
I'm sure you'll have heard this a thousand times, but you have lovely eyes.