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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:48 pm
by KateZiervogel
Lol smarty pants! Hahahaha

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 3:37 pm
by strawman
As a fellow insomniac, I found it interesting that there's a parallel between "last man alive" and "last man awake". This in turn reminds me of the Talmud, which asks why the human race was created as a single human being, as opposed to creating many people at once (like the animals which were created en masse.

",,,as Adam was created in the beginning, and he was the entire human population of the world, likewise we need to look at each individual as if he/she were the entire population of the world. Therefore, when you save one life it is as if you saved the entire world."

What is the difference between the last and the first ? The last chases memories; the first chases hopes.

Talmud, Sanhedrin 37a states:

"FOR THIS REASON WAS MAN CREATED ALONE, TO TEACH THEE THAT WHOSOEVER DESTROYS A SINGLE SOUL... SCRIPTURE IMPUTES [GUILT] TO HIM AS THOUGH HE HAD DESTROYED A COMPLETE WORLD; AND WHOSOEVER PRESERVES A SINGLE SOUL..., SCRIPTURE ASCRIBES [MERIT] TO HIM AS THOUGH HE HAD PRESERVED A COMPLETE WORLD."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:18 pm
by The_Hol-Man
Monday wrote:The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.
Wow, I like it! Real human emotion plus real science is always a winner in my book. :wink:

-Andy

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 4:24 pm
by The_Hol-Man
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
The_Hol-Man wrote:We were caught off guard by the sailor man's suicide. I wish we'd listened when he told us that he couldn't stands no more.
Yikes! And that tight noose really adds to the "Pop eye" effect. :twisted:

Good one.
Thanks! I was actually a little wary of posting this, and I especially made sure to avoid saying he hung himself, when I remembered that the late Robin Williams had once played Popeye. :cry: I hope my twabble didn't come across as insensitive.

(And sorry to be a downer! Next time I'll try for another one about farting or something. :wink: )

-Andy

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:12 pm
by Monday
The_Hol-Man wrote:
Monday wrote:The last man to live stares longingly back over the stars, racing light itself for one last glimpse of his long lost love.
Wow, I like it! Real human emotion plus real science is always a winner in my book. :wink:

-Andy
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Welcome aboard, Monday!

I feel the title of that one should be: "Love is a relative term" :wink:
Thank you for the praise! I was afraid no one would get it, as I had a hard time condensing what I was thinking about down to 100 characters. I think it was for the best though, as the format forces me to not destroy the piece by explaining exactly why he'd try to catch up with the light as well as the utter futility of the act.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 6:21 pm
by strawman
Please see: http://www.drabblecast.org/2009/05/06/d ... -d-levine/)
The thought that cartoon characters are the product of mental illness is sort of ipso facto. It's what makes cartoons funny. Robin Williams was like the incarnation of Levine's Charlie.
Isn't it true that the meaning of life is either some kind of Existential theatrics, or it's about "farting or something"?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:11 pm
by beachbum21k
The ground shook when it landed;
a great beast with scales black.
A loud roar when it saw me.
Then it crushed the bike rack.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2014 11:11 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Beachbum21k!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 5:49 am
by beachbum21k
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Welcome aboard, Beachbum21k!
Thanks!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 11:43 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Witnesses kept swallowing evidence, impeding the investigation.
How does one catch a Viagra thief? It's really hard.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 1:43 pm
by Theory42
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Witnesses kept swallowing evidence, impeding the investigation.
How does one catch a Viagra thief? It's really hard.
Nice! In fact, the sizing tool says its the Perfect Length.
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:05 pm
by pondspider
Theory42 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Witnesses kept swallowing evidence, impeding the investigation.
How does one catch a Viagra thief? It's really hard.
Nice! In fact, the sizing tool says its the Perfect Length.
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...and its girth?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:09 pm
by strawman
Hard indeed to sleep with a hundred characters.
Why, the affirmative graduated consent paperwork alone...

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 2:18 pm
by Theory42
All made up characters can be said to be extensions of the author's mind. Somewhere in Arizona, Mickey is freezing cold.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2014 10:52 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
pondspider wrote:
Theory42 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Witnesses kept swallowing evidence, impeding the investigation.
How does one catch a Viagra thief? It's really hard.
Nice! In fact, the sizing tool says its the Perfect Length.
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...and its girth?
Girth doesn't matter. It's how you conjugate...

Re: Singularity now! (Slaves since 1828)

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:19 pm
by Chairman Goodchild
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:You think that because the machines are made of people that they aren't real. That the Matrix isn't real. Now take a pill.
Whoa.

I'll take the blue pill.

Um...

whoa.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 12:20 pm
by Chairman Goodchild
There's gotta be a Matrix/Viagra Twabble in all of this, somehow.

Life

Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2014 9:11 pm
by Ainoko_Ironrose
Once upon a time, I was born, I lived, I laughed, I loved, married and then I died, then all too soon I was forgotten for good

Re: Life

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:33 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Ainoko_Ironrose wrote:Once upon a time, I was born, I lived, I laughed, I loved, married and then I died, then all too soon I was forgotten for good
Yeah, it sucks being an NPC.
But, welcome aboard, Ainoko_Ironrose!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2014 1:30 pm
by strawman
Yes, death and oblivion are the immediate result of marriage. Everyone knows that. But why does no one ever ask what the hell "Once upon a time" means?

O, yeah, and Welcome to the forearm!