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strawman · Post by **strawman** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:10 pm

Austin's a quirky place, where cowboys hitch their mule to a streetlight outside the tattoo parlor on Congress Ave.
Represent, artarys!

artarys · Post by **artarys** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:52 pm

Thanks! Glad to be here. My posts will get better, I promise. This format is infuriatingly fun and proved to be more than my sleepy brain could handle last night. Praise be unto whoever designed the character counter!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:06 pm

Your post wasn't bad; I just couldn't quite grok it and assumed it referenced some anime, or something, that I wasn't familiar with.

artarys wrote:Praise be unto whoever designed the character counter!

I'm pretty sure you meant: "Royalties be unto whoever designed the character counter!"

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 12:49 am

He heard voices in his hard drive's white noise, and shivered in the cold after the furnace fan told him what he must to do.

Chairman Goodchild · Post by **Chairman Goodchild** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:10 am

"I got bit by a philosophical zombie, how long before I turn?" Jed cried. "It's impossible to tell," I said, and shot him.

Hopefully someone will get this one...

artarys · Post by **artarys** » Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:36 am

"Well little hero," she said while twisting her blade and pocketing his amulet. "Not all quests can end victoriously."

3trew · Post by **3trew** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 3:18 am

Wearing scrubs I step into the room. "Hi, can I just take your pulse?" He says okay.
I do, and walk away as the alarms sound.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:58 am

You should title that one: "Heart Beatdown".

Welcome aboard, 3trew!

emeraldimp · Post by **emeraldimp** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:47 am

Thought this one up today, seems like the right place for it:

The young lady sits eating a snack. She screams and runs out! 'Schizophrenia can be debilitating,' thinks the spider.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:04 am

Fun; but it's missing one character to be a twabble.

Anyway, welcome aboard, Emeraldimp!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:06 am

Completely unrelated to the last posts? {Insert halo smiley here} :

A spider sat next to her muff
and caused the Missy to huff.
She leapt off her can
and away she then ran
screaming in the buff.

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:42 am

Good use of the -uff words.
I like to think it was the spider who screamed and ran.
'nuff.

PB&Jellyphish320 · Post by **PB&Jellyphish320** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:05 pm

The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.

--Andy

This made me snort laugh. Good one.

miniscreams · Post by **miniscreams** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:34 pm

Tirelessly clearing snow, nose down, shovel deep, ignoring the tree rudely throwing snowballs at me.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Sun Feb 01, 2015 10:36 pm

miniscreams wrote:Tirelessly clearing snow, nose down...

It's got potential, but it's too short to be a twabble.

emeraldimp · Post by **emeraldimp** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:46 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fun; but it's missing one character to be a twabble.

Anyway, welcome aboard, Emeraldimp!

Thanks... I swear I measured it first! How about this, then:

The young woman sits eating a snack. She screams and runs out! 'Schizophrenia can be debilitating,' thinks the spider.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Mon Feb 02, 2015 9:54 pm

That works.

The_Hol-Man · Post by **The_Hol-Man** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:18 am

PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:
The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.

--Andy

This made me snort laugh. Good one.

Thanks!

unseentangerine · Post by **unseentangerine** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:55 am

The city feller said he didn't know a poisonous snake from a hole in the ground, then he never came back from the outhouse.

SpareInch · Post by **SpareInch** » Thu Feb 05, 2015 3:06 pm

PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:
The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.

--Andy

This made me snort laugh. Good one.

I didn't know you COULD snort Laugh.

Tobacco - yes. Even Coke, although the bubbles make your sinuses sore. But Laugh?

I think I'll just stick to smoking Mope.

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