Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
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Represent, artarys!
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"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Thanks! Glad to be here. My posts will get better, I promise. This format is infuriatingly fun and proved to be more than my sleepy brain could handle last night. Praise be unto whoever designed the character counter!
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Your post wasn't bad; I just couldn't quite grok it and assumed it referenced some anime, or something, that I wasn't familiar with.

I'm pretty sure you meant: "Royalties be unto whoever designed the character counter!"artarys wrote:Praise be unto whoever designed the character counter!

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
He heard voices in his hard drive's white noise, and shivered in the cold after the furnace fan told him what he must to do.
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"I got bit by a philosophical zombie, how long before I turn?" Jed cried. "It's impossible to tell," I said, and shot him.
Hopefully someone will get this one...
Hopefully someone will get this one...
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
"Well little hero," she said while twisting her blade and pocketing his amulet. "Not all quests can end victoriously."
Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)
Wearing scrubs I step into the room. "Hi, can I just take your pulse?" He says okay.
I do, and walk away as the alarms sound.
I do, and walk away as the alarms sound.
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You should title that one: "Heart Beatdown". 
Welcome aboard, 3trew!

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Thought this one up today, seems like the right place for it:
The young lady sits eating a snack. She screams and runs out! 'Schizophrenia can be debilitating,' thinks the spider.
The young lady sits eating a snack. She screams and runs out! 'Schizophrenia can be debilitating,' thinks the spider.
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Completely unrelated to the last posts? {Insert halo smiley here} :
A spider sat next to her muff
and caused the Missy to huff.
She leapt off her can
and away she then ran
screaming in the buff.
A spider sat next to her muff
and caused the Missy to huff.
She leapt off her can
and away she then ran
screaming in the buff.
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Good use of the -uff words.
I like to think it was the spider who screamed and ran.
'nuff.
I like to think it was the spider who screamed and ran.
'nuff.
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The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.
--Andy
This made me snort laugh. Good one.

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Tirelessly clearing snow, nose down, shovel deep, ignoring the tree rudely throwing snowballs at me.
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It's got potential, but it's too short to be a twabble.miniscreams wrote:Tirelessly clearing snow, nose down...
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Thanks... I swear I measured it first! How about this, then:Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Fun; but it's missing one character to be a twabble.
Anyway, welcome aboard, Emeraldimp!
The young woman sits eating a snack. She screams and runs out! 'Schizophrenia can be debilitating,' thinks the spider.
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Thanks!PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.
--Andy
This made me snort laugh. Good one.
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The city feller said he didn't know a poisonous snake from a hole in the ground, then he never came back from the outhouse.
Many on the forum have asked me, so here's my answer: a spoonful of lighter fluid. And you'll need to wash it out really well when you're done.
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I didn't know you COULD snort Laugh.PB&Jellyphish320 wrote:The_Hol-Man wrote:I haven't heard "penis-breath" used as a callow insult since we learned the secret ingredient in those protein shakes.
--Andy
This made me snort laugh. Good one.
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I think I'll just stick to smoking Mope.

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