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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:29 pm
by revsleestaxx
Here I came to tweet but I just stare at my feet. I push and push and push. And then I fart and tell my butt to shush! #twitshit

My Lady Moon

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:35 pm
by mulledvine
Raised hands to worship the Moon, my solitude sublime, until suddenly interrupted by the smoke alarm.

Dinner is ready.

Re: My Lady Moon

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:59 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
mulledvine wrote:Raised hands to worship the Moon, my solitude sublime, until suddenly interrupted by the smoke alarm.

Dinner is ready.
Ah, I see we have the same cooking technique. :wink:

Welcome aboard, Mulledvine!

After-Life Long Love

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 8:54 pm
by dookiedan
I have been away for a while - from the Internet, from the Drabblecast.

You must have Tina Turner's song going through your head - or have recently watched the classic "Boxing Helena":

Tucking her in, I sighed. She never said "I love you" now. What does love have to do with this, anyway? I closed her coffin.

Dookiedan

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:57 am
by Chomchom
I pissed off my roommate, the tooth fairy. Now she hides fresh teeth in my morning coffee. I about choked on seven molars.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 11:53 am
by Chomchom
Ipecac is the gateway to new places. My mouth is the rabbit hole, and a violent green tide rushes to meet the brand new day.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:39 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Chomchom wrote:I pissed off my roommate, the tooth fairy. Now she hides fresh teeth in my morning coffee. I about choked on seven molars.
No problem. Good coffee should have a little "bite" to it.

Welcome aboard, Chomchom!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:39 pm
by strawman
Chomchom wrote:My mouth is the rabbit hole
An inscrutable hinge.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:55 pm
by Chomchom
No problem. Good coffee should have a little "bite" to it.

Welcome aboard, Chomchom!
Thanks! I'm happy to be here.

Lightning strikes, maybe once, maybe twice. But a hundred and four goddamn times? There isn't much left of him to roast.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:35 am
by Chomchom
Never go to Appleseed Bay. Birds and rodents line the shore, putrid and still. Some animals can't handle their arsenic.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:05 pm
by strawman
but...but...but...100%, all-natural ingredients!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:15 pm
by cyanidebaby
THE TWITFIC THAT WAS FORMERLY HERE NEEDS REVISING

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:20 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
cyanidebaby wrote:"Baby, it's me. Remember?"
He drools, fangs bloody.
Eyes damp, I aim the harpoon up at the white face-
Full moon halves.
Alas, that's one character shy of being a twabble. :cry:

Welcome aboard, Cyanidebaby!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:26 pm
by cyanidebaby
Thanks, knew I should've kept 'trembling.' Curse last minute edits :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:58 am
by Chomchom
My legs spread, he forced the scissors into my hand.
"But first," I said, eyeing him, "Give me a reason to become a woman."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:52 am
by Chomchom
My hand sunk into the bucket of waffles. This is the last place it could be. I withdrew my hand, sticky with syrup. No fork.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2015 9:54 pm
by artarys
" You see, Dr. Grey, our best men have devised a grading system for brain activity. Below a certain grade, man is edible."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:25 pm
by strawman
Tastes like chicken.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:40 pm
by groomporter
He wrote the latest version of the official Star Fleet Manual on Waste Management Systems. "The Trouble with Dribbles"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:57 pm
by groomporter
All models of Kia Soul were recalled. It was found the name was inspired by fetal brain tissue used in the car's computer.