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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:42 am
by SpareInch
strawman wrote:Tastes like chicken.
Everything does if you put enough Ketchup on it. That's why I don't use ketchup - You just never know what people are trying to slip you under that red muck! :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:22 pm
by unreliable narrator
Verity Goodchild skipped back to Fairy Dell with her apron splattered a vivid red.
So much for nominative determinism.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 1:55 pm
by unreliable narrator
After several failed submissions my new book 'My Perpetually Exposed Penis' has finally been published.
It's out now.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:08 pm
by SpareInch
unreliable narrator wrote:Verity Goodchild skipped back to Fairy Dell with her apron splattered a vivid red.
So much for nominative determinism.
Is Verity related to Chairman?

And since when was Derek a fairy?

Scary Movie Studios

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:17 pm
by SpareInch
Sorry folks. Accidental double post. :cry:

Communist Propaganda In Aviation

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 2:28 pm
by SpareInch
I know, I know... The slogans way out of date. But what the hell. I'm gonna say it anyway.

After years of communist propaganda, James finally learned to fly. So it’s true what they say. Red Bull gives you wings!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:00 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
unreliable narrator wrote:After several failed submissions my new book 'My Perpetually Exposed Penis' has finally been published.
It's out now.
I doubt that Nathan has the balls to choose this one :wink: . It's time has not come, but it works on several levels.

Re: Scary Movie Studios

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:03 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
SpareInch wrote:I meant to put this one up ages ago, but according to the file where I keep twabbles, I didn't.

All the snacks served in the Scary Movie Studio Commissary are haunted...
But you DID post this before. Please don't double-post like that. In the future, gratuitous repeated submissions may be deleted.

Re: Scary Movie Studios

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:41 am
by SpareInch
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: But you DID post this before. Please don't double-post like that. In the future, gratuitous repeated submissions may be deleted.
Oops... Bad organisation on my part there. I'll scrub the duplicate, and nurse my slapped wrist.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 7:44 pm
by unreliable narrator
There it was again.
That infernal scratching!
I thought it was the rats in the walls.
Turned out to be Russell my hamster.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:38 pm
by MadeintheDark
The Pizza had expired, but I must keep coding. My knuckles ached, but the code was the key. If only she would open her eyes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 9:56 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
MadeintheDark wrote:The Pizza had expired, but I must keep coding. My knuckles ached, but the code was the key. If only she would open her eyes.
Ah, so you're GamerGurl69! :wink:
Your avatar is going to be so cool!

Console Dreams Series(1)

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:17 pm
by MadeintheDark
She fell from the maze, failing as her husband had failed before her. She could not escape, there were just too many dots.

Console Dreams Series(2)

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:46 pm
by MadeintheDark
The beast's body lay draped across the wreckage. Branded on the shoulder of it's upper limb the word 'Boss'. She smiled.

Console Dreams Series(3)

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 10:54 pm
by MadeintheDark
The arrow flew, a kill shot. The Dragon, flailed and crashed to the ground. Pity, she had room for neither bones nor soul.


[Author: was edited post submission for correctness]

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 11:13 pm
by MadeintheDark
groomporter wrote:He heard voices in his hard drive's white noise, and shivered in the cold after the furnace fan told him what he must to do.

Both MitD and Stanley think this is a winner! Character choice of 'Furnace Fan' versus say 'Mr. Power Supply Fan' is brilliant!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:16 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Now about that dreadful dress,
a gold & white and blue-y mess.
You see it was an exposure test.
I see more; we all need less.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2015 9:01 am
by artarys
A scream awoke Jon from his dreams. He was alone on the floor of the hut. Where was his wife, and what smelled so delicious?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:56 pm
by robert.lach
Sewing can be such a chore, and boy how they cried, but the only way to lift the curse on our village was to rejoin the twins.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2015 11:38 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
"The twins"... that's what she calls... Never mind! :oops:

Welcome aboard, Robert Lach!