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Post by drewdidthis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:29 pm

We found the secrets to eternal life. No more ageing, no more death. The only problem now is, we are running out of brains.

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Post by drewdidthis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:31 pm

Susy strange. Susy sick. Susy trips on candle sticks. Watch your words and hold your breath. Susy sees the coming death.

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Post by drewdidthis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 5:51 pm

We watched the animals. They watched us back. Who will move first, we asked? Whoever has the most to gain, they answered.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Mar 06, 2015 6:42 pm

Welcome aboard, Drewdidthis!

Fine first twabbles.

Where do I get me some of those candle sticks?! :twisted:

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Post by drewdidthis » Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:06 pm

Thanks Algy! Been listening since '09, decided to finally hop on the forums.

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Post by strawman » Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:51 pm

You can call him Algae.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by unreliable narrator » Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:01 pm

drewdidthis wrote:We found the secrets to eternal life. No more ageing, no more death. The only problem now is, we are running out of brains.
Nice one! :lol:
"We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight."
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Post by MadeintheDark » Sat Mar 07, 2015 3:05 pm

Drew did this
was he taking a piss
with animals, sticks and brains.
It can not be
he went three for three
in his presence, so much we gain!


I claim the one time 'Twabble character payload dispensation" for extremely bad poetry. :oops:
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sat Mar 07, 2015 9:19 pm

MadeintheDark wrote:...It can not be...

I claim the one time 'Twabble character payload dispensation" for extremely bad poetry. :oops:
Denied!
I... Uh, plenty of us... have proven that you can write extremely bad poetry and still meet the character requirements.

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Post by robert.lach » Mon Mar 09, 2015 6:03 pm

The nightclub's disco ball isn't really made of tortured souls, but I can see you in there, a thousand times, screaming.

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Post by MadeintheDark » Mon Mar 09, 2015 7:00 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
MadeintheDark wrote:...It can not be...

I claim the one time 'Twabble character payload dispensation" for extremely bad poetry. :oops:
Denied!
I... Uh, plenty of us... have proven that you can write extremely bad poetry and still meet the character requirements.
MitD, procumbent and ashamed his emotional storm roils. A tilted glance and the puppy-dog eye unleashed. Algae weeps.
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Post by munsi » Sat Mar 14, 2015 8:38 pm

"Let's agree to disagree." She told me, and we've disagreed about everything ever since. And it has been exhausting...

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Post by Argleblargh » Wed Mar 18, 2015 6:15 pm

I had struggled all week to put things in order but as I walk into the office I sigh in relief.
Causal Friday is here at last.

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Post by Argleblargh » Wed Mar 18, 2015 7:14 pm

I sat, watching in horror as the runes and glyphs floated gently to the surface, showing the end of all bobbing in my soup.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:04 pm

Argleblargh wrote:I sat, watching in horror as the runes and glyphs floated gently to the surface, showing the end of all bobbing in my soup.
Waiter, there's an Armageddon in my soup!?

Welcome aboard, Argleblargh!

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Post by strawman » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:30 pm

If you can't imagine it, you can't be prepared for that to happen, and you will completely miss the irony as you enjoy your soup.

"You don't know what you don't know", is my motto.
Because, dammit, I love irony.
If I could only convert BS to Irony, I would be happy.
Unfortunately, Irony seems to grow out of BS naturally,
so I'd be competing with God and Nature. So, I just sit, and watch the irony grow, enjoying my soup.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Post by groomporter » Thu Mar 19, 2015 12:40 pm

The ancient hieroglyphs supplied an answer. The Nazca Lines were graffiti created by an obsessive Peruvian teenager.
Soylent Polka Dot is clowns.

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 24, 2015 12:18 am

I was blessed with the gift of gab - a right silver tongue.
I just wish the goddess had affixed it to the customary orifice!

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Post by AtemAndrew » Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:02 am

I blinked and sat up with a creaky cough and groan, and then my head hit the lid of the oak coffin, dirt falling into my face.
The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:22 am

Welcome aboard, AtemAndrew!

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