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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 5:31 pm
by strawman
SYFY fans everywhere rejoiced at the discovery that Heaven is an alternate universe.
(The grass is ALWAYS greener...)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:40 pm
by drewdidthis
The Assassin's Wives Club threw her a party for her first kill. A small party with a small cake, that no one dared to touch.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 8:49 pm
by drewdidthis
The hair wasn't right. He turned it back to front and dabbed away blood. "Flawless," he said through the wet mouth-hole.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2015 9:00 pm
by drewdidthis
Cops had searched the home, but not the smoke-house. Bodies hung with pigs in the smoke. And to his horror, he was hungry.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:53 am
by The_Hol-Man
I wonder if babies ever wake up in the middle of the night without crying. Probably not - I'm thirty and I never managed it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:16 am
by AtemAndrew
He smiled, waking up next to the loving wife, the loving children, the loving grandpa. Then he heard the husband scream.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:24 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
AtemAndrew wrote:He smiled, waking up next to the loving wife, the loving children, the loving grandpa. Then he heard the husband scream.
Ah, so you've met uncle Frank too... :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:25 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
She said, "Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
But as the pain wracked my body, I knew she was a bitch.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 4:28 am
by AtemAndrew
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:She said, "Only true friends will leave footprints in your heart."
But as the pain wracked my body, I knew she was a bitch.
Yes, nobody likes Uncle Frank. I see you've met Cousin Sydney.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 3:04 pm
by AtemAndrew
The man could not help but eat his own flesh. After all, he had wished to be sweet, and he was too delicious to help himself.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:21 pm
by zatatmando
Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:24 pm
by zatatmando
Due to a mistranslation, the newly formed nation Blech has confused Kowtowing with cow-tipping, with tragic results.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 9:51 pm
by strawman
I might have fired myself for incompetence a year ago. But I felt so guilty.
I had, after all, been sleeping with the boss.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:18 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."
Fun!
Welcome aboard, Zatatmando!

It's just a sting, ain't no big thing.
It can't be why you're going to die.
Now just relax in my caress of loving tentacles.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:20 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
strawman wrote:I might have fired myself for incompetence a year ago. But I felt so guilty.
I had, after all, been sleeping with the boss.
So, under reason for termination you put "Lay away"? :P

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:36 pm
by groomporter
The Christian children's band "Beagles of the Apocalypse" was poorly hidden front for sniffing out the evils of Satan.



It think a lot of mine end up more as "ideas" rather than "stories"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 12:07 am
by AtemAndrew
My hand wrapped around the sharp oaken stake. From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, the tip driving into your ancient flesh.

Mutuated from the Interwebz

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2015 10:00 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I am dog, hear my growls
Something evil in my bowels
I hope you have some paper towels
& some spray that smells like flowers

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:05 pm
by afgrappin
The boatman knocked out two of my molars with an oar, and I boarded the sloop with aching gums. I hate the damn tooth ferry.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:07 pm
by afgrappin
zatatmando wrote:Like its cousin, the Land Shark, the Gift Box Jellyfish is a truly cunning predator. "Delivery!" "Ooh what's this?..."
I got such a great visual from this! Nice.