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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:26 pm
by miniscreams
munsi wrote:"Let's agree to disagree." She told me, and we've disagreed about everything ever since. And it has been exhausting...
Too funny :lol:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:46 pm
by zatatmando
Happy Zombie Jesus Day Kids! Eat lots of Easter candy, because zombie Jesus is a diabetic. Remember "safety in sweets!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2015 6:56 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
On her death bed, Judy told me that she had never loved me.
Before then, neither of us had known that that was her death bed.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 12:49 am
by eric_marsh
The best stories come from personal experiences.

It's 3 am when I break into the morgue, hoping to cure my writers block.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 4:01 am
by AtemAndrew
He took a sip from the large Styrofoam cup, dropping it in horror when he realized it was not a Pepsi-cola, but it was diet.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:23 pm
by groomporter
Loading .22 shells with rock salt made the annual fairy hunt safer, and the quality of trophies improved dramatically.


"Ripped from the headlines..."
-Paranormal experts hunt for Fairies at bottom of Royal Botanic Garden in Edinburgh
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird ... om-5419428

Breaking News

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:40 pm
by unreliable narrator
The Mouse Olympics ended in tragedy today as an ill judged throw of the toffee hammer bludgeoned Stuart Little to death.

Dey Gone

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:39 am
by Cumbrous&Unlovely
Smashed door, broken glass, and a few scales...investigators fanned out, but all anyone had to say to them was “Dagon”…

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:17 pm
by AtemAndrew
I hear many whispers, filling my head, my ears, telling me sweet nothings and dark tales. But I had been deaf since birth.

Re: Dey Gone

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:07 pm
by Gixmo
Cumbrous&Unlovely wrote:Smashed door, broken glass, and a few scales...investigators fanned out, but all anyone had to say to them was “Dagon”…
I love it!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:35 pm
by eric_marsh
The buzzing in my ears was just an annoyance until the day that a fly flew out of one of them... and the buzzing didn't stop.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:52 pm
by AtemAndrew
As I sneezed, the green ooze shooting from my nose, I noticed that it had a face. It blinked at me, waved, and wandered off.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 1:28 pm
by groomporter
As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 2:05 pm
by strawman
AtemAndrew wrote:As I sneezed, the green ooze shooting from my nose, I noticed that it had a face. It blinked at me, waved, and wandered off.
I once had a booger that looked like Stephen Hawking. But with a normal voice.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:23 pm
by AtemAndrew
groomporter wrote:As a werecat my senses improved. I now see what my tom sees when he stares into a corner, and you don't want to know about it.
some cool ranch doritos will clear that right up.

Sleepy Sleepy shoggoth.

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:36 am
by VanillaConchShell
I push the tentacles off me. It finally fell asleep. After returning to bed I snuggle into my squishy black love machine.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:16 pm
by AtemAndrew
He gulped, smiling. The coppery taste of blood filled his maw, his fangs retracting before he tasted the hint of garlic.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:49 pm
by drewdidthis
Such a perfect love can't exist, he thought but didn't say in case it became true. But they heard and tomorrow it was gone.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:51 pm
by drewdidthis
"I know how I think and this isn't me," His mouth said. The key to a perfect virtual reality prison is coding for insanity.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:54 pm
by drewdidthis
She saw the bus coming. Saw the children in every seat. Too late to move. She apologized silently and went invulnerable.