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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 3:37 pm
by groomporter
After Hillary lost the 2016 election the US saw an economic slump when a bubble burst in the conspiracy theory industry.
:twisted:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 2:07 am
by Caustic Reverie
Birds screech in the sullen sky. I search the unbroken walls of cloud. No hawk or kestrel can pierce this alabaster haze.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 06, 2015 9:13 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I pulled The Sword from The Stone! I would be king!
But I learned too late that masonry skills do not equal combat prowess.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 8:45 am
by BCNdad
They kept the infected in isolation creating Algorithms. The brain weevil brought genius at a cost - slow neural death.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 07, 2015 9:30 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, BCNdad!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 08, 2015 4:13 pm
by eric_marsh
The aliens said that humanity is too violent to join the Federation. Of course we couldn't let an insult like that stand.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun May 10, 2015 3:54 pm
by The_Hol-Man
I died 50 years ago and have haunted my killer ever since. I think that banana peel is finally starting to get the message.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon May 11, 2015 3:04 pm
by eric_marsh
The first working bullshit detector was outlawed as a threat to the public good. Of course we all knew that was bullshit.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 6:22 am
by Castor Pollux
I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 7:14 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Castor Pollux wrote:I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house.
That's not bunny! :P

Seriously, it is too short to be a twabble.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 6:35 am
by Castor Pollux
Ah, must have accidently counted the spaces. By the way, the article I'm working on goes live in a couple days. It's shaping up pretty well

Science in the News

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 2:28 pm
by eric_marsh
It was news when geneticists reverted chicken beaks to dinosaur jaws. Continued research made it into emergency news.

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512 ... f-dinosaur

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 2:33 pm
by groomporter
Gardening Season!

My neighbor's back yard was filled with Irises. That explained his phone book collection. It's not that popular a name.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 5:31 pm
by Castor Pollux
Okay, how's about I try that again:

I finally decided to cook rabbit yesterday. The smell of burning hare still wafts throughout my house. That's so not bunny man

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 11:56 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Better, but a twabble is exactly 100 non-space characters.
Check it using our handy "sizing" tool.

Also, try very hard to use/keep proper punctuation.

Better in concept than reality

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 5:12 am
by Kim McDougall
13 years ago, my daughter was fun. A lot of fun. All night. But 9 months later, she was born. It's been down hill ever since.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 6:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Good one.

Welcome aboard, Kim McDougall!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 9:51 pm
by eric_marsh
I wouldn't eat Soylent Green. It's nasty stuff. The meat has way too many hormones and preservatives in it to be healthy.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 4:36 am
by lainybug
Everybody had the nanites; they stopped pimples, wrinkles, gray hair and gas.
But the new Bluetooth hack was to die for.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri May 15, 2015 6:03 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Welcome aboard, Lainybug!