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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:24 pm
by bjrobson
I'm scheduled for an Earthectomy next week. What's an Earth? An evolutionary relic. Mostly harmless.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:31 pm
by strawman
Now THAT is wishful thinking.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:53 am
by Niboree
Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 9:44 am
by seani
Niboree wrote:Congratulations, Earthlings! Your world has been chosen for the Planetball Tournament. Better hold on to something.

Great tone.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 4:07 pm
by seani
"No, no!" I rebuke. "You have fewer fingers - they are discrete and you can still count them - but you scream for less pain"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 7:46 pm
by dlshirey
I'm too scared to scream and she has no mouth. Oh, it's my old pal, so with stuttering blinks we jabber in alien semaphore.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:00 am
by SpareInch
In the great canvas shortage of 1904, every seer, prophet and prognosticator agreed. It was indeed a time of poor tents.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 12:13 pm
by strawman
dlshirey, you are a poet.
SpareInch: Facepalm for hot-crossed puns

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:33 pm
by SpareInch
Oh... Am I to be punished? :twisted:

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 1:52 pm
by seani
Following a long, delicious meal, we cheerily wave adieu to our host. But he just twitches. And they say botfly are rude.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 6:00 pm
by ScottSpath
"Screaming?" the Zoran chef laughed. "They don't feel pain. It's just the sound of air leaking from the boiling human."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 9:28 pm
by Tarius
Mmm, I love it when it squirms as I thrust my knife deeply into its red flesh, with its juices oozing out. Mmm, I love jelly!

Could probably do with a bit of tweaking :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:00 pm
by Tarius
She never seems to smile any-more. Not since the accident anyway. It seems that over injecting botox will do that to you.

First Contact

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:17 pm
by scarcrow
I met the alien; we shook hands.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 11:19 pm
by Tarius
"Dammit, not again" exclaimed the android, as his shirt became even more colourful, "Humans make so much bloody mess".

Follow up from other android twabble :)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2015 10:48 pm
by loyaleagle
Hmm, I've been feeling particularly uninspired since I submitted some rather flashy flash fiction to Pseudopod.org.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:49 am
by strawman
SpareInch wrote:Oh... Am I to be punished? :twisted:
I must say, you never give an inch.
But then, you don't have an inch to spare, do you?

Re: First Contact

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:52 am
by strawman
scarcrow wrote:I met the alien; we shook hands.
I smiled; it became angry.
I coughed; it forgave me.
We have much to learn from each other.
Piece of art.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2015 12:54 am
by strawman
Tarius wrote:Mmm, I love it when it squirms as I thrust my knife deeply into its red flesh, with its juices oozing out. Mmm, I love jelly!

Could probably do with a bit of tweaking :)
That's what you get when you drop acid and make a PB&J...
Purple prose.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2015 1:49 pm
by Robin Oree
The Commander powered down the primed incinerator drones, cradling in his claws a balloon that read "Happy Birthday".