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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 4:43 am
by nevermore_66
The safety coffin bell still rang. The sexton sent another apprentice to check the grave. Soon, he would run out of them.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:50 pm
by Auto_K
I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:52 pm
by Auto_K
nevermore_66 wrote:The safety coffin bell still rang. The sexton sent another apprentice to check the grave. Soon, he would run out of them.
Oh, man, that's awesome! Just reading that gave me chills. :D

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2015 6:15 pm
by nevermore_66
Auto_K wrote:Oh, man, that's awesome! Just reading that gave me chills. :D
Why thank you :)

Been away awhile.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:58 am
by TheBigBlueFrog
Auto_K wrote:I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".
Nice!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:35 am
by TheBigBlueFrog
It towers over the fetid bay, describing an arc of Stygian darkness; ship after ship is sent to its doom by the darkhouse.

This came out of a discussion with my 2 year old. He's exploring the concept of opposites.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:43 am
by TheBigBlueFrog
I watch the infected shamble along the freeway under abundant sunshine. They say "sunlight is the best disinfectant."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:18 am
by Auto_K
TheBigBlueFrog wrote:
Auto_K wrote:I've decided to write a poem to cheer the others. So far, I have managed to rhyme "surface world" with "our new Overlord".
Nice!
Thank you! Your posts are great, the idea of a darkhouse is really awesome.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:51 pm
by TheBigBlueFrog
Thanks. I have to credit my son. Toddlers don't have the blinders of logic to get in the way if imagination.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2015 7:41 pm
by SeanT
Michael sat in a large bucket of milk mourning the loss of his continence. It was then he finally swore off tacos for good.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2015 7:08 am
by ChicagoMike
"Celebrity Chef: Part 2"

A sequel to my first twabble:

"Dammit Bieber, don't you get it!" yelled an exasperated Jennifer Lawrence. "To Serve Celebrities. IT'S A COOKBOOK!"

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 10:22 pm
by The_Cryptozoologist
They hatch from beneath my scalp and one by one slither free. "Finally," I gasp, my voice barely a whisper "I'm a mother."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:38 pm
by Auto_K
When the emperor died, we were buried alive as a sacrifice. While the royals sob and mourn, we are learning to dig upward.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 5:35 am
by DaughterOfChump
Jason cocked his head to the side, thinking. Finally, he came to a decision with a smile. "Yes, I would die for that joke."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 3:17 pm
by eric_marsh
With predictive analytics we created the perfect society by simply culling all the nodes that behaved unpredictably.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:32 pm
by MatWeller
It's been a while folks, but I was inspired today:

Our guide said the serial killer brains were for study, not re-implantation, then rubbed his head and resumed the tour.

I was also working on a variation, but couldn't quite make it right:

"Mr. Bindy" explained the serial killer brains were for research, not transplant, then complimented my sorority pin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:52 pm
by MatWeller
eric_marsh wrote:With predictive analytics we created the perfect society by simply culling all the nodes that behaved unpredictably.
This gets darker the more times you read it. Total win. ;)

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:54 pm
by MatWeller
The_Cryptozoologist wrote:They hatch from beneath my scalp and one by one slither free. "Finally," I gasp, my voice barely a whisper "I'm a mother."
Send this one on to Sigler. Fantastic!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:55 pm
by MatWeller
SeanT wrote:Michael sat in a large bucket of milk mourning the loss of his continence. It was then he finally swore off tacos for good.
I can't be the only one worried this is autobiographical.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2015 6:57 am
by The_Cryptozoologist
MatWeller wrote:
The_Cryptozoologist wrote:They hatch from beneath my scalp and one by one slither free. "Finally," I gasp, my voice barely a whisper "I'm a mother."
Send this one on to Sigler. Fantastic!
Thanks :)

Ooo... who's Sigler? I've never encountered them.